I'm starting to feel a bit of nerves/panic about my OB appointment tomorrow. Help distract me with your favorite funnies. I'll take stories, Internet memes, whatever you got!
I'm starting to feel a bit of nerves/panic about my OB appointment tomorrow. Help distract me with your favorite funnies. I'll take stories, Internet memes, whatever you got!
pomelo / 5607 posts
I have a pun problem, so I saved this to send to DH when he's stressed at work.
cantaloupe / 6131 posts
DS is 19 months and he's been battling another daycare virus that is giving him a major stuffy nose. Unfortunately, that means pinning him down with my legs, shooting him full of saline, and then Nose Frida-ing him morning and night. As I'm doing this he screams "ALL DONE!! ALL DONE!!"
Last night, at bedtime, he was sitting on our bed playing with the bottle of saline and I found him unscrewing the top, putting the bottle against his nose, and pretending to huff on it, and then putting the cap back on, while muttering "all done" under his breath. I died.
grapefruit / 4731 posts
Good luck tomorrow!! I just stole these from imgur... Like right now. Haha.
hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts
@Torchwood: I love puns!
@gingerbebe: that's such a hilarious age. They can say so much but half of it seems absurd coming out of someone so little.
@Raindrop: yes. I laughed out loud a couple times. Thanks!
GOLD / cantaloupe / 6703 posts
Check out notalwaysright.Com and all of their partner sites. You will be amused.
hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts
@simplyfelicity: haha! Yes!
@Raindrop: oh my gosh. That second to last picture has me laughing so hard
hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts
@Raindrop: I am amazed at that guys toe skills! lol
Also, I've totally done the second 2. I always pretend that I'm going to do things way past my bedtime and then don't go.
pomelo / 5326 posts
@Mrs. Sunshine: glad to see you having a few laughs. I have everything crossed for you tomorrow. Here are two pics that always make me laugh. Sorry the first one is so nasty!
pineapple / 12566 posts
I read this last night and it had me laughing so hard I was crying.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/03/28/david-sedaris-shops-for-clothes-in-tokyo
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