I went downstairs and the coffee in the pot was cold. I didn't want to waste it if it was from this morning, so I called my husband to ask if it was from today or yesterday... only what I said was, "Hon, is the coffee in the pot from today or tomorrow." He's a smart aleck, so he laughed and said, "Yeah, it's tomorrow's coffee." Then said, "You obviously need some!"

What funny things have you done due to lack of sleep?!