I'm flying, by myself, with my 3.5 year old and 18 month old on Tuesday. Needless to say, I'm a nervous wreck. But, I came up with a list of "people who will be worse to sit next to than me" to make me feel better. Anyone have any to add?

You may think that I am the worst person to sit next to on a plane, with my two small children and my pregnant belly. However, you are wrong. Here are some worse people who will also be on the plane, that you do NOT want to be near:

1. The rather large lady who should have been forced to buy two seats, but instead is taking up half of your seat as well as her own.

2. The sleeping college kid, who has passed out on your shoulder, drooling, and probably won't wake up until you have landed.

3. The true vacationer who has decided that a sub with extra onions and garlic is a great breakfast.

4. The siblings who are fighting next to you, while their parents, in the row in front of you, are blissfully ignorant and thus not correcting their children.

5. The elementary age child who is kicking the back of your seat while his or her parent is completely tuned into the latest episode of Breaking Bad.

6. The cheery older lady who has decided that using half the bottle of perfume is the only way to fly. It is especially awesome Eau De Ol' Lady scent.

7. The business man who refuses to shut off his electronic device, despite being told numerous times to do so.

8. The Best Friends who are traveling together, but one wanted the aisle and the other the window, so they talk over you, the whole flight.

9. The cougher. Or should I say, the person who not only is coughing up a lung, but refuses to cover his mouth.

10. The newlyweds, who not only have the sparkly "Mrs." and "Mr." tees, but also want everyone to know how in love they are by kissing, touching, giggling and using offensive words like "baby" "sweetie pie" etc. (Of course it takes every fiber of my being to not approach said couple and say, "It just takes once" and point to my stomach)