A couple of my Facebook friends shared this article. It's pretty damn hilarious!
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Haha, I just got done seeing this on Facebook and I immediately thought of Hellobee. That's how I feel here sometimes, it's so overwhelming how much bad stuff there is out there...I'll eat my lucky charms in silence now (:
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So many of my friends have been sharing this! It is too funny. I actually haven't shopped at Whole Paycheck in a few months but I remember carrying my one shopping bag home and thinking, "How the hell did I just drop $100 on ONE BAG of groceries?!?!"
It's funny how many people in the comment section are butthurt about this. It's in the comedy section and is written by a comedian O_o. Namaste.
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@hellocupcake: I say everything in moderation! Mmmm Frosted Lucky Charms are magically delicious.
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@mrsjazz: Namaste indeed! And LOL at "Whole Paycheck"!
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tears streaming down my face laughing! @lawbee11: thank you.
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Omg. Dying!
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Haha, love this.
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Hahaha. This reminds me of:
I don't go to Whole foods often (because its an hour away) but when I do...I sing to DH, "it's getting real in the whole foods parking lot" ...he hates the song lol.
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Hahaha!
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It's funny because it's true! I love WF though.
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@HLK208: HAHAHA! I forgot about this one. The Master Cleanse seems to be popular with Whole Foods customers.
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This is my favorite part:
"Next I see the gluten-free section filled with crackers and bread made from various wheat-substitutes such as cardboard and sawdust. I skip this aisle because I'm not rich enough to have dietary restrictions. Ever notice that you don't meet poor people with special diet needs? A gluten intolerant house cleaner? A cab driver with Candida? Candida is what I call a rich, white person problem. You know you've really made it in this world when you get Candida."
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I laughed so hard at this. @lawbee11: This was also my absolute favorite.
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@HLK208: I am crying laughing!
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Haha that's great.
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Love it! Dying of laughter over here!
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Such a good piece! I loved it. Especially about the kombucha. That stuff is so gross!
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loved it!
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Hilarious!!! I loved the whole article- I'm pretty sure I snorted at the beauty aisle part
@HLK208: Omg how have I not seen this????? LOVE.
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Omg hilarious!
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LMAO! "the broke hypochondriac" is so me. *hangs head, raises hand* I'd say 90% of my WF purchases are in the darn vitamins/supplements/beauty section. I was just there today in fact, buying Ecos detergent (which I actually found recommended here on HB!)
It always shocks me to see people in line with the little shopping carts and $300 bill. And this always happens.
@HLK208: o.m.g. I am dying! so hilarious!
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@HLK208: I couldn't watch that video last night but I just watched it--OMG hilarious! I think I am going to have it stuck in my head all day!
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Haha some of my friends shared this too - it's dead on! I don't think i've EVER spent less than $200 per trip there, i really don't go often but seriously, wtf? When my husband is with me it's guaranteed to be over $300 because of all the meat he buys.
@lawbee11: that was my favorite part too! I know there are just a TON of people with legit gluten/yeast intolerance problems but i know way too many in real life that claim gluten intolerance when they are just on a diet to lose weight and it annoys me to no end because it discredits the people with real gluten problems! it's just strange all of a sudden gluten has become such a "problem" for so many in the past couple of years, don't remember hearing about it in 2001, that's all i'm saying!
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haha i saw this floating on fb too, LOVE... i haven't been to whole foods in years!
dh went for mother's day i think ?
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Haha I loved this! I don't go to Whole Foods very often (an hour away from my house), but it is SO expensive!
I have to laugh about the Prius "creeping up like a panther." I have a Prius and DH always makes comments about me sneaking up on him when he is doing yard work and I pull the car into the drivway.
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I just read this, and died laughing. The NAMASTE parts are sooo funny!!!
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I thought that article was hilarious! I rarely shop at WF (I call it Whole Paycheck too!) because I don't want to spend $20 on my breakfast cereal and I could care less if things were organic. However, I DO like the samples in the produce section, and their freshly ground peanut butter is pretty bomb too.
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hahaha awesome
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This is so hilarious. I was snorting laughing. Awesome!
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WF is ridiculous! Haha. Mine always has angry people in the parking lot. I think everyone is just hungry. Namaste!!!!!!!
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This is the best thing I've read all day.
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Next to the working at a non-profit tumblr, this was the best thing I've read all day. I go to WF very rarely, only if I can't find what I need at the regular grocery store, and I'm amazed at how little I can buy for so much money. It's INSANE.
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I die. Thank you for sharing. Made my day.
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I wasn't expecting to like this because apparently I have no sense of humor (people post funny stuff all the time that I just don't 'get'), but I was CRACKING UP at this article!
This was my favorite:
"The pretzels are very fattening but I'm already in the seventieth percentile of ugly so who cares."
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