Every month, my inner dialogue sounds something like this:

-Oh, my nipples have never been sore this soon after O! Or have they?

-A twinge in my left side near my ovary, must be a sign.

- Are my boobs tingling or just itching? Does this happen all the time? But, I've read about tingling feelings in early preg!

- Oooh. Is that a metallic taste?

- That food smells gross. Sensitivity to smell?

Anyone else?? I'm a crazy woman!!