This morning we were watching a news story about a drunk driver. I told my lo to please never disappoint us. She responded with, "I'll make you proud, mommy daddy." She was quoting a line from a Poky Little Puppy book. 
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Cobi says this all the time- quoting curious George, "daddy, what have I told you about buttering your corn with your feet?" Haha he's so funny.
He also drew a picture for his grandpa and when my dad asked him what it was he said it's a "chipchunk"
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I was laying in bed with her last night, just finished stories. She said "Mommy, you go do Daddy." I died laughing.
When we get home from picking her up. I go to change and she always say "No Mommy, I go pee pee first." Even if she doesn't have to go, she has to sit first.
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She has started responding to requests with "not right now". As in, ok let's go change your diaper! Not right now mommy. It's funny... At first.
And sometimes I'll be laying in her bed trying to get her back to sleep, and she gets up, goes to the door, and says, "ok bye mommy. I'll be out here." Thanks, kid.
And if I tell her we don't have any more of something she wants more of, like blueberries, she cocks her head and says, "maybe we should go to the store to get more!" She's 2.
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My 2.5 yr old came up to us scratching at his bottom and said "itchy poopoo" Lol.
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She says "oh boy" like Flava Flav. Cracks me up
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Last night she woke up at 2am and wanted a story. I made up some little story about going to the library, and when I finished, she sleepily says "Mama, you missed a page." My story wasn't long enough.
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Evan insists on coming into the bathroom with me, sitting on his stool, looking at me with wide eyes, and saying "Mommy. Mommy. I have a penis."
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Me: Night night, I love you boo.
LO: I'm not a boot, Mommy. I'm just Rowan.
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Oh man, almost every day. This kid cracks me up. This morning when we woke up she took my arms and looked at me very seriously and said "mama, we need to have a talk". I was like "wuttttttttttt????" then she says "hmmmm.....about princesses???!! A talk about princesses?!"
Tonight she was mad when we left school (that there were no babies in the infant room to see before we left) and she asked me if I would text dada and tell him she was mad.
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@Smurfette: hahahahaha.
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I was walking my son to school and said, "I want to talk about something important."
I had a topic in mind but while I paused, he said, "How about love?"
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I call DH Boo, and the other night DD got out of bed just as we were getting ready to go to sleep, she just walked into our room, saw DH and said, "Hey, Boo! I have water please?" After we stopped laughing I told her that he's her Daddy and he's my boo. She said "no Mommy, daddy's MY boo." So now he's my 2 year olds boo.
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@Foodnerd81: hahaha I love that! My son says that too. He was walking into his room to go play and said, "mama, if you need me I'll be in here. Just call me okay?" Hahaha
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Me: "We need to clean this whole place up."
LO: "Maybe this dump truck can help!"
DH: "And Daddy!"
LO: "And Jesus!"Me: What kind of birthday party do you want?
LO: A cake party -
@MrBee: so sweet!
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This isn't as, um, sweet as some of the other ones, but...
Kid: mommy, why do you drink tea if it makes you short? (Something DH told her to make her less interested in our tea and coffee....)
Me: uh...I'm done growing so it's ok.
Kid: you're not growing taller anymore?
Me: nope.
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We were at a party recently where we toasted to something. The other night, DH and I had a little wine with dinner (it was our anniversary) and DD insisted on having her own "real" glass -- thank goodness we had some pomegranite juice in the fridge because I first tried water and she freaked out -- so we could all toast and clink glasses. She even remembered how to say "cheers" in DH's native language. It was funny and kind of sweet to have her toasting us, but I fear we're never going to be able to drink wine in her presence again (not that we do it often, but still...)!
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@yoursilverlining: at least she didn't want you to text daddy and ask for a baby!! In our friend group most already have a second kid, and I'm pregnant with my 2nd. There is one couple that is one and done and their LO is CONSTANTLY asking them when she is going to get a baby!
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I was baby sitting some kids and had a total of 6 toddlers at my house. We were all playing outside when I smelled something funky. I asked DD if she pooped.
She promptly turned around, pulled down her pants, and exclaimed "See Mama, there's no poopoo on my butt"
There were other people around so she essentially mooned the neighborhood.She got off the bus and shouted, "I S*** MY PANTS!" (Daddy's favorite bad word) I was so embarrassed.
Most recently she saw me make peanut butter fudge. She went up to my neighbor and asked, "Dawn, you want some penis-butter fudge" we gotta work on the pronounciation of that one. Lol.
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My 2 year old likes to have us pretend that his toys are brushing his teeth. Like, we have to hold both a little person toy and the toothbrush in the same hand so that it looks like the toy is holding it. Anyways, so the other night, I asked him if he wanted his green car to brush his teeth. And he looked at me like I was crazy and said, "green car has no arms." Oh, of course, my mistake.
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@Foodnerd81: mine says "no, I'm fine!" Cute, but not helpful!
Apparently he was pretending to pour with a pitcher at school and told the teachers "this is beer. My mommy looooves beer!" Omg!
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@mrbee: already!! Lol!
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Bahahahaha! This was a great thread to
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We spent this past weekend at my aunt's camp in the woods for Thanksgiving. When dd saw her deerskin rug, she ran over to me very serious and said "Shhhhhh! The doggy sleepin'" (and was then obsessed with said "doggy" all day)
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Me: your daddy is such a good guy, you should grow up to be just like him.
Him: so I'm gonna be tall and drink soda?
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DH: "I'm just going to pick up the hire car"
DD: "is it heavy? Do you need help?" -
This morning, we were at the park and she saw some squirrels picking up acorns and nibbling them - and she shouted "No, squirrels! Don't eat off floor! It's dirty!".
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Hubs introduced D to He-Man last year, and he has a big collection of Hubs' He-Man toys and watches the cartoons on the Prime stick. He has one of our cat's old toys that he uses as his "power of Greyskull sword." One day he was downstairs with the sword, and our cat (Padfoot) was up on the steps. He was trying to get the cat to come downstairs, and he says, "Get down here, Padfoot, and turn into Battlecat!" I almost fell over.
Then a few nights ago, he was sitting on the potty before bathtime, and the cat was sitting on the stairs, just watching him, like the creep she is. Hubs said to D, "Look at Padfoot. She's sitting there saying, 'What are you doing?'" D says, "Padfoot, I trying to peepee on the potty! Stop looking!"
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