This morning I placed DD in her swing for a moment after we nursed. I heard her poop so I took her out to change her. We were smiling and laughing like we usually do... I unzipped her jammies... and... brushed my hair behind my ears like it ain't no thang...
And then I looked into her jammies to realize we had experienced a diaper fail. Poop was everywhere. On her tummy. On her legs. On her zipper! Now in my hair. Now on her wild arms. On her toy. It was like a poop extravaganza! I baby wiped my hair and hoped for the best 
(hopefully it is not really in my hair. ...)
Oh the joys. And of course she couldn't resist peeing with her diaper off...
Please share a poopy blowout story so I feel a little better!
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Hehehe.
One time when LO was really little (I think 4-6 weeks range) we took her in the car and she magically fell asleep! When we got home we left her in her car seat for about 30 mins to let her snooze a bit more. When I finally got her out, I realized she had blownout BIG TIME. All up her front and back, all over the car seat, and of course, since I had let her sit there for 30 mins (I swear it didn't smell or anything! Bad mommy) it was caked in and had dried in orange goopy streaks all over the seat. Sigh.
I learned how to clean a car seat really well that day!
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We had one just the other morning. And LO is almost 2 years old! I blame it on my SO. He didn't change his diaper when he got him out of his crib. So when he pooped it had no where to go except out. He got a bath before daycare that day
The most epic blowout though also had vomit. I heard LO cough in the middle of the night but didn't get up since he didn't cry. As soon as I opened his door in the morning the smell hit me. Vomit and poop. It was everywhere. The vomit had dried into his hair and he slept in it. The poop was all over his pj's. He went straight into the bath tub and was scrubbed 3 times before the smell would go away.
ETA: He also peed on my feet and work pants while I was getting his bath ready. So we both had another bath.
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Yuck!
My toddler pooped on DH the other night. She was undressed for bathtime when his mom called...he ignored LO's poo-poo whines and he got some soft logs on his shirt!
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We haven't had too many horrific poop explosions yet, but just the other day I brought her in in her car seat, set her down while I took my coat off, heard her poop, so finished setting my stuff down so I could get her and change her. Picked her up and realized her back was totally covered in it. Luckily I had a bundle me in the car seat (we were out walking, not in the car) so I only had to wash that, not the whole car seat.
She also has one footed sleeper that she poops on every single time she wears it. It is DH's and my favorite one on her, but every time, without fail, the poops comes out the top or sides of the diaper.
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@autumnlove: bwahahahaha! *special delivery daddy!*
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During newborn photos when my LO was just 2 weeks old, we got through a two hour shoot in a variety of clothes and then even some naked pics with no accident. Then a few with my husband holding her (and she was nakey), and then it was my turn. Literally within 2 seconds of me holding her, she had a poop AND peesplosion. The photographer had me holding her up near my face, so it got in my hair, all down my shirts, my pants, my SHOES, the floor. The photog hadn't even had a chance to snap a pic yet.
Since we were at home, I went and washed out my hair, jumped in the shower to rinse my body, put on a whole new outfit...
And then we tried again, and AGAIN, as soon as I held her naked, she just exploded. This time, less, It just got on my leg (I'd changed into a skirt).
So we gave up on the naked baby photos and put her diaper back on. =)
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we had LO on a plane when she was 4 months old, and i was nursing. as young babies sometimes do, she pooped while nursing and she was basically sitting on my leg so all the poop exploded up the back. DH had to carry her to the bathroom, walking up the entire aisle, with a squirmy baby who had this huge brown poop stain on the back of her white shirt. i'm sure he got many disgusted, amused and sympathetic looks from all of the passengers.
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@Foodnerd81: haha! That is so cute and funny. Of course she picks your favorite one! She always poops in our favorite jammies as well.
@Bookish: ugh that is the worst when you have to like scrub it off.
I wish there was a magic diaper. Lo just loves to blowout!
@KT326: omgosh that sounds terrible! Poor mom and baby. Puke and poop. so delightful!
@autumnlove: she was like "better pay attention daddy! I'll get you!" -
On Thanksgiving, R's face got so red, we could see she was working it out. Then she was fine, and started playing. So I assumed she was done. Started changing her and the poop just kept coming out. Luckily I had the diaper under her still.......it was nasty.
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@Foodnerd81: They always seem to know what outfit is your favorite. I had this one super cute outfit I would put DS in, every single time I did he had a blow out.
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@Anagram: omgosh! That is awesome. When lo was newborn she would projectile poop on us as soon as her diaper was off and pee and once she pooped about 10 feet all over the carpet! She was in a pee bath on her changer so now I always have a cloth prefold down to set her on because she still loves to pee when free!
@SleepyMonkey: oh man! That would be crazy on a plane! -
@Smurfette:
she wanted to show you what she could do!
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Onetime when LO was about 3 months I was out shopping. Had to go to Petco to get some stuff. I could smell she had pooed, so I went to the bathroom. It was disgusting. I didnt even want to go in there so I took her outside. I opened up the hatch to my small car and figured I would change her there. Yup, it was allllll the way up her back. It was all over EVERYTHING. Seeing I am a dog mommy I had those dog poop bags in which I proceded to bag everything up in. Home was NOT close. Live on an Island and I was off island shopping. I think i used EVERY wipe I had on me trying to contain the mess and wash her back off.
LO did have one outfit I call her "pooping outfit". Felt like everytime she wore it she would have a blow out.
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@Rescuemom10: that's so funny! Good thing you are a good dog mom as well so you were prepared.
I wish there was a magic diaper. Lo just loves to blowout!Reply
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