Today's gem:
"Please don't lick the toilet."
What have you said that you never imagined you'd ever say?
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"Don't put your hands in the poop! Come back! No, don't wipe poop on the cat!"
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@lovehoneybee: Hahaha
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"That's not a microphone" in reference to my own nipple.
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"I'll trade you this turkey baster if you'll let me have the ladle!" (LO gets free access to kitchen utensils as toys)
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"Don't wave your penis at the dog."
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"Why is there lasagna in my hair brush?"
"Get your naked little hiney off my table"
"Stop licking the dog's piggies!" -
@mamimami:
hahaha
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Don't put your foot in the toilet
Why did you pee on me?
Don't stand on the dog
Oh and to my husband "Did he drop his quarter in the toilet?" -
@cmomma17: I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard!
My LO is only 4 months so I don't have an answer...but seriously great thread!!
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@cyndistar3: oh yeah, never thought "no naked tushies on the furniture" would have to be a house rule!
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Hahaha LOVE these!!
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Why have the cucumbers in my salad (at lunch, at work) been nibbled on?
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Oh her poop looked really good today, nice consistency. (Describing LO's poop to my DH) hahahs
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Oh yay, I'm so glad she pooped! It was a good one too!
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"Hey, come and look at this poop, it's huge!" (to DH. Not about my own poop....!)
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Lol at all the poop.
@cmomma17: this is my favorite!
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"Stop pinching your pappa's nipples!"
"Please don't drop kick our faces!" -
"The kitty doesn't like it when you bite her ear."
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Last night was good,we only had to wake up every two hours.
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Ha!! This is awesome.
I can't think of any at the moment! I'll have to pay attention today.
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New one: "Stop poking my nipple with the coat hanger."
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Stop riding the dog.
My hubby once told someone 'its not moisturizer, its butt lotion'.
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