To the lady who lives two houses away from me: it is never appropriate to yell down the street, "When are you going to get pregnant?"

I so wanted to have a witty response but I was so shocked that someone whose name I do not even know would be yelling down the street about my baby-making that I just said, "Not today."

Lady, we can discuss my dog and the weather, but my uterus and its uses are not a conversation topic for the whole neighborhood to hear.