Yesterday, out of nowhere and for no discernible reason, my three year old dumped a cup of water over my one year old's head. When I asked why he said "um....I was washing his hair."
What random nutty naughty things have your kids done lately?
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Lol. My kids are 1 & 4 and they both hate having water dumped on their heads (faces) but both LOVE to do it to each other in the bath.
Nothing super eventful here, just the usual climbing on the furniture (trying to swing from a jump rope hung over a pull up bar in a doorway by jumping off a chair and holding onto the jump rope!) and making messes.
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My DD (4) bit her little brother's finger. He's 9 months. She told me she was just too hungry.
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My 3.5 yo old often walks into the 1.5 yo, knocking her over, and says "I didn't push her! I "hepped" her!" Basically "hep" is her word for doing something she knows she wasn't supposed to do.
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My son started taking apart a Lego dinosaur my husband had built him...while he was taking it apart I said "you should leave it put together, Daddy spent a lot of time making that for you" and he said "I'm not taking it apart!!!!", very indignantly. While he was taking it apart.
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My youngest does crazy things all the time. I could fill a notebook with her shenanigans. My oldest pales in comparison to her little sister.
I don't think this is "naughty", just frustrating, but yesterday I was just totally drained and tired, but I had to take the girls to the pediatrician after work. We got home right at dinner time, but obviously dinner was not even started because no one in my house makes dinner but me. So I'm trying to rush making something to eat, my oldest is pooping on the potty and needs help wiping, and in the 20 seconds I'm doing that, my youngest pulled a barstool around to the other side of the kitchen, climbed up it, tried to reach into the dish drainer, and fell off the stool taking the whole dish drainer and EVERY CLEAN ITEM IN THERE with her. So then she was laying on the kitchen floor screaming in a pile of broken coffee cups, glasses, bottle parts.
I wanted to die. This stuff happens daily in my house.
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@katsupgirl: that is terrible and hilarious.
@Anagram: oh no! I'm glad she's okay! Sounds like something my youngest would do! -
@Mrs. Sunshine: Luckily, I've been going to yoga this week, so although I had about 5 second of white-hot rage/frustration, I managed to take a deeeeeeeeep breath and just take it all in, then clean it all up. Stuck the kids in a crib, picked up all the broken pieces (sayonara half my collection of travel mugs!), vacuumed and went right back to food prep.
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@foodnerd81: That's kind of hilarious. My almost 4 year old had been doing something similar. He was running into us or hitting us and calling it "blamming." And when I told him that hitting was not ok, he would look all innocent and say, "I wasn't hitting, I was blamming."
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My almost 2.5 year old knows she can't play with bubbles inside except for in the bath but she opened a huge bubble wand this morning anyway and spilled it everywhere!
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When DS1 was three, he and four other boys sneaked out of their prek classroom and found the snack cart...!
Later that year, they got in trouble for having peeing races.
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@tlynne: as a former teacher I am lol-ing
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My 2.5 year old has locked me out of the house twice this week. Super fun.
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