Charlie was being very naughty after dinner, and I was getting pretty frustrated! I guess he noticed, as he felt the need to explain to me what was going on:

Charlie: Daddy, Good Charlie went on vacation.
Me: Oh, when will he be back?
Charlie: (long pause while he thought about it) It's a very long trip, Daddy.

I laughed and laughed, and everything was ok again. At least, for the next five minutes. He has a knack for draining all of my patience between dinner and bedtime!!

Any recent toddler quotes to share?