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I have actually caught poop in my hand. Yeah. Good times!

@Mrs squirreld: OMG! That's revolting!!

Okay, well this isn't about our baby but it's a gross moment. A couple of years back, we took our dog walking on the North Yorkshire Moors. We stayed in this little cottage guest house which allowed dogs. It was very pretty. As the lady was showing us around our room, we both saw - out of the corner of our eye - Madeline squat to poop (it has been a long car journey!). Hubby sprang into action and, before the guest house owner noticed, scooped the poop up into his hand and stood, nonchalantly, with his hand loosely at his side. Well the guest house owner would.not.stop.talking! All the while, I'm casting glances at in increasingly uncomfortable DH, with a steaming turd in his hand! It was really funny!

Augh, gross!!! Babies just know how to get us,don't they! If it makes you feel any better, we've had a week filled with poopsplosions and it has not been fun!

1. Monday morning - LO pooped in the pool with DH. She was wearing a swim nappy but cleaning a soaking wet smooshy poo out of a soaking wet nappy = no fun.

2. Monday afternoon - LO was having naked baby time on the balcony to clear up a nappy rash; she was playing with her water table whilst DH watched her. He got distracted by the phone and next thing he knows,there's something weird floating in the water table. As he realises it's poo (LO had pooped on the balcony, then picked it up and put it in her water table), LO picks it up again and drops it on the balcony. Ugh. Massive decontamination of baby, balcony, and water table ensues.

3. Wednesday morning - I have LO in the shower with me and she's playing away happily at my feet whilst I shampoo my hair, when I get a whiff of a familiar smell. Sure enough, she has just pooped in the shower at my feet. Gross! It was small so I grabbed some toilet roll, got rid of it, used some antibacterial soap, rinsed the shower down and on we went with our shower.

4. Five minutes later, just about to finish up, I smell something again and this time LO has done a massive poo! Panic ensues - I pull her out of the shower, grab the poo, flush it, and am running through my apt naked, dripping wet, looking for the bleach solution. Meanwhile, the door buzzer is ringing with a package from the post, LO is screaming and trying to follow mummy but as she's all wet, she keeps slipping and is crying even more, and I can't find the damn bleach, so we end up completely relocating to the other bathroom to finish our shower. Total debacle.

That was just in the span of three days, gah! Anyway, I can't commiserate on the wee in the mouth but I thought I'd let you know you're not the only one having fun with bodily functions this week!

LO has pooped on me in the bath. TWICE.

Awww, gross! Poor you!
After being so proud of myself for managing to shower (shortly after DH went back to work after baby), I was snuggling with LO on the couch. She looks at me, smiles, and then pukes ALL down my shirt....into my bra...everywhere. It oozed. So gross.

We were at the bookstore a few weeks ago and Hyla peed, so I changed her diaper. She wanted to nurse so I took her outside to the car, and as I was nursing her, my leg started to feel wet and I started to smell poop. She had poop coming out the back of her diaper, running down her leg, and it had soaked through my shirt and my leggings. To make it worse, she was wearing her backup onesie, so once I got her cleaned up, she was hanging out in the car seat in just a diaper. I ended up taking my leggings off (so. much. poop.) and going home in just my tunic.

It was a two shower day.

Lo projectile pooped on me all the time as a nb! Not gross but cute- dh gave her a bath last night and came downstairs soaking wet she got him with the sprayer.

@Mrs squirreld: LOL! Spit up in my mouth was pretty bad.