Just thought we could use a thread about the interesting characters who talk to the baby.

I was walking around today with baby in the Ergo and this little old lady comes up and here's her half of the conversation

to baby: "you want to come home with me" repeat x10
to me: "I don't think she wants you to hold her anymore, she wants me to hold her"
to baby: "you want to come home with me" repeat x10
to me: "where do you live"; "that's not close to me but I'll babysit her for you"; "do you smoke", "does your husband"; '"I really need a cigarette, I didn't set aside any money for them either"
At this point I'm like 'oh, that's too bad' but I didn't have any money on me nor did I want to give money to buy cigarettes. I think she was offering to babysit in exchange for cigarettes? It was a bit bizarre and a bit creepy but made me laugh afterwards.