Tonight on the way home from work, my husband saw a few naked maternity mannequins left on the curb in front of Baby Gap. He picked up a torso with the two arms attached and brought it home. He put it on our recliner and told our 2yo that it's named Sarah. The 2yo agreed with me that Sarah should be relocated to the hallway (outside our apartment). It's just after 10:30, and my husband left to go pick up the legs. Wtf, husband?!

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