Whenever he eats yoplait whips (mousse) he will stir it vigorously before he eats it. I asked him why he does that and he says he is "beating out the air bubbles" Its mousse its supposed to have bubbles! What weird things does your SO do?
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He takes naps in the bath. Sounds safe...
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My husband will not drink the last inch or so of liquids in his glass, no matter what he is drinking. Apparently that's where the back wash hangs out in his opinion.
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He always comes out of the bathroom after a shower completely naked.
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My DH never opens a can of pop all the way. He "opens" it like a crack and sucks the pop out lol. It's so weird! I can always tell which cans of pop were his because they're all crunched up.
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DH will drink salsa, it's gross; he likes to sleep with headphones in, and he's never barefoot
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@MrsKoala: um yeah...that's weird?
Dh always does that and often...um...parades himself around. Curtains were installed immediately at the new house.
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@MrsKoala: Mine does that. Or I'll come home and he'll be naked. I keep telling him that he's going to have to stop before our LO is old enough to realize.
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@babyjmama: @MaisyMay: Haha, well, at least I'm not alone. I didn't mention the part where he dances around naked whenever he sees me look at him.
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@MrsKoala: I just snorted and started laughing out loud bc I didn't share the fact that Dh likes to do 'helicopter' dance with his hoohoo...
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@MrsKoala: Mine doesn't dance much, but he'll shake his hips and shimmy. He knows that I find his sense of humor sexy, not so much this though. Silly boy.
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@MrsKoala: mine dries off in the shower, but I love his naked strut post-shower
Mine will put anything in his soup. He starts with his favorite organic sweet potato base and has added canned chicken, home fries, spaghetti sauce and even cake!
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@Mrs. Lemon-Lime: My husband does that, too! I've never seen anyone else who takes their towel into the shower to dry off (even with it still running...how does that work?!). He says it is warmer that way. Weirdo.
And there's lots of naked darting, dancing, and hilarity. But I can't be too judge-y because I hate getting dressed right after a shower. I feel too hot, so I'm generally slow to get ready, as well, although I don't take such joy in it. Hahah.
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@MrsKoala: @babyjmama: Another wife of a nudist here. He thinks its hilarious. He likes to hang things on his, ahem, manhood and wave them at me. If he teaches this trick to DS I might have to kill him.
He also likes to fart under the covers and exclaim "Burrito!"
And another...When he brings DS to me to nurse, he flies him around the room like an airplane, making plane noises and saying "you're on the boobie express! next stop: boobie town!" When I get dressed in front of him, he breaks out into his rendition of the song "Dance: Too Much Booty in the Pants"He's super mature, obviously.
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Are we all married to the same man? DH likes to dance around naked before and after showers.
He also hates closing kitchen cabinets.
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@grizz: I'm sorry, did we marry the same man? Dh will fart in the kitchen and say 'JACOB! Your mother does NOT appreciate that behavior'
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@grizz: your husband sounds hilarious!!
My husband does crazy things but I can't think of any right now!
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Chews his tongue while he's concentrating... drives me nuts.
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My husband is sort of the opposite about being naked! He always takes boxers into the bathroom and wears those out after taking a shower. On the rare occasions he has to walk across the bedroom naked, he like, RUNS and leaps under the covers. I tease him about it all the time but he says he feels weird about being naked unless its "naked time" lol. Although at the same time, he has a weird habit of mooning me randomly. So um... yea I dunno.
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@Mrs. Lemon-Lime: is it sad that I do that? I turn off the water, grab a towel, and shut the door again to try to lock in the warm steam while I get dry. Otherwise it is just sooo cold!
Every time we go somewhere I have to tell the man to put real pants on he would love in his ratty PJ's if I let him!
Whenever he sees an ant he flips the f out and starts inspecting everything and everybody just to make sure we aren't contaminated.
He loves to do a strip tease when he is getting undressed... not sure if he thinks I think it is sexy. At the end he always shakes his butt.
And don't ask the man a question that involves a quantifiable answer. He will ALWAYS say "3"
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@hellobeeboston: He is a mess! Its already obvious that DS has inherited his personality...I'm in so much trouble. Its going to be hard to keep a straight face with him!
@babyjmama: bahaha! I work in the medical field, and told DH when we were dating that he farts so much I had concerns he has GI issues. So now almost every time he rips one, he looks at me with a dead serious face and says "Sorry. I have a medical issue."
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@grizz: Hahahaha a medical issue
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@Mrs Hedgehog: not sad at all. @indi: DH says he dries off in the shower because its warmer and he doesn't drip on the floor like I do.
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Can I just say that our DH's are lucky to have us?? With all their naked penis dancing/waving about and such
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This is going to be hard to explain but my husband silently repeats himself sometimes? Like he will say something to me, and then mouth it again right afterwards. It doesn't happen often...probably only half the time. He's done this as long as I've known him. I've pointed it out to him but he wasn't aware he was doing it!
I'm so curious as to why he does it but I have no clue.
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Oh, and he is such a nerd, this picture was SUPER important to him. It is her first set of dice and role sheet... yeah, he is THAT nerd sometimes.
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I'm crying laughing at this thread! My DH always walks around naked after he showers, but he's not a dancer. I just don't think he likes to sweat
DH likes to eat cheddar cheese any time he has a PBJ. I now call it "peanut butter and cheese." It's not on the sandwich, but I still think the combo is gross.
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@Danizaur: no way! My husband does that too! He also has conversations with other people (pretend conversations, like when he's planning what he's going to day to someone) under his breath. It drives me INSANE!
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@Mrs. Jacks: Ahhh! My husband does the exact same thing! My mom joked that we might need a doctor on staff to stitch his tongue when I was in L&D.
My husband is also a nudist (and fellow helicopter propeller, @babyjamama:), farts and blames it on our daughter, and poops while I'm in the damn shower. He also is fiercely protective of his cuticles. He has a fear that someone is going to rip into them during foot massages. If I get too close, he starts yelling, "CUTICLE! CUTICLE!"
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I think Mr. T has a clothing fetish. He always wears two pairs of socks. And in the winter, he will wear his sleeping pants, then long underwear, and then tighty whiteys. On the rare occasions when sex is to be had, I always tease him about all the work I have to do. He clicks his teeth in a particular rhythm if he is stressed or really serious about something. He has a "particular" sandwich-- mayo, mustard, one layer of hard salami, one slice of cheese, one layer of some other sandwich meat, and then spinach. He will trim the cheese and meat to conform EXACTLY to the bread. I have to make it for him for planting/harvest. He has eaten the same breakfast every day for over 15 years. Maybe I'm just married to a strange guy!!
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@deerylou: does he do it when changing diapers? That gets me the most and I have to grab his jaw!
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@Danizaur: Like a Brick Heck whisper on The Middle?
@deerylou: DH does that, too. This morning he tried to blame the piddle on the toilet seat on my sister, who lives across the country. Silly boys. -
@Mrs. Jacks: Oh, he does it, constantly! If he's completing a task, he's chomping his tongue. One day, he's going to bite it clear out of his mouth.
@indi: Silly boys, indeed!
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@deerylou: what's a girl to do?! I'm so nervous that Lala will pick up the habit!
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@Danizaur: this is sort of similar, but my husband tries to silently mouth what I am saying as I'm saying it. It's weird but I guess it's how I can tell he's actually listening
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@Beyond2: I agree with your husband. The last ten percent of every drink is backwash.
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So basically, all HB SOs are nudists?
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@babyjmama: ha ! T blames all of his bodily functions on J
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@heartonastring: that would really drive me nuts!
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@Danizaur: yeah, it's particularly annoying when I'm trying to talk to him and I look at him and realize he's having a conversation in his head (compete with hand gestures and facial expressions) and has heard nothing I've said
Dh always does that and often...um...parades himself around. Curtains were installed immediately at the new house.
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