Kids say the darnedest things! Has yours said anything lately that cracked you up?
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I just shared on another thread that she told me this morning: I need a sister!
Yesterday she was reaching down my shirt and said:
Do you have a boob?
I said, yes, I have two. Do you have a boob?
No, Mommy. I don't have a boobs, I have nipples! -
@mrsjazz: ha! That's hilarious! I have nipples...
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The other day, at dinner:
LO: uuuuummmmmm. Mama... Uuuuuuuummmmm.... This fork is no good. It's too big. I need a Hadley sized fork.
Me: I see.... -
In her sleep: "Yum yum. Mama's nye-nye yummy." (nye-nye is her word for milk).
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he said "i'm octopus!" and wrapped his arm around my neck.
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He said to me "that's my girl" and gave me the biggest hug.
Then a few minutes later, he says "my family makes me sad, but my toys make me happy." Gee thanks kid.
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After I buckled her into her high chair she told me "buckle mommy, too! Mommy safe!" I'm glad she's looking out for me
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We were looking at a book of animals kissing (the book is called Kiss Kiss) and so he was commenting how the animals were kissing. When we got to the zebras he said "Zebras kiss with their booperts" I asked him to point that out to me since I have never heard of such a body part. Apparently booperts are the black part of the zebras face....who knew?
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