Right now my daughter (3) says a lot of her l's as y's and it cracks us up when she says: "I want to sit in your yap!"
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buh-squito instead of mosquito and bessert instead of dessert
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My little guy calls the hiccups the "pick-ups." It would only take me correcting him once, but I can't! It's too cute!
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Oh and stick doesn't start with a "st", it starts with a 'd'.
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He's 18 months and says 'oodoo' when he means either smoothie or hoover (both big obsessions of his). I always have to wait to see what part of the flat he runs off to to work out which one he means!
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Our current favorite is tramp-o-dede for trampoline
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Cinder-gorilla instead of Cinderella.
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watermelon is "mellow melon" and her back pack is her "pack pack" I love both of these
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@autumnlove: Cindergorilla!!! Hahahaha. Poor Cindy.
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Lellow instead of yellow. And she like to "ride the alligator" instead of "ride the elevator". I can't bring myself to correct them.
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My favorite is that Xander calls Logan "Yoda."
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My LO refuses to walk up any stairs that she deems are steep (which is like every single staircase), except she calls it “steam”. So we’ll approach stairs and she’ll pipe up: “you need to pick me up mama, those stairs are *way too steam*!”
She’s also obsessed with Maleficent, who she calls Ra-milicent. “Oh no, Ra-milicent the witch is here!”
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Not my child, but my nephew for the longest time called my husband "Aunt Chaw-wles" We still sometimes call him Aunt because it was so funny
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She used to call the library "yeah-baby!" Right now she calls our friend Katrina something like Tree-na-na. I'm sure there are more!
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Instead of baNAna he would say BAnana. It was the cutest! But he recently started saying it right. His current cute one is "I'm Bacited!" Instead of "I'm excited."
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@Truth Bombs: haha - ours calls the elevator an alligator, too!
@mediagirl: :-x haha
@LuLu Mom: DD1 used to call her back pack a "pack pack", too. I was sad when she stopped
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LO speaks pretty clearly but always botches the word vanilla-- she says "vuh-livva"
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I love when he says please because it comes as "peezsh". And he started calling my dad Bubba (for Grandpa), lol.
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I laughed so much yesterday when she was in the bath and said "water" and it came out "wanker"!
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She calls her morning smoothie a nilkshake. Not clue where she got it from.
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LO says "my byself" instead of "by myself". I love it!
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My daughter loves to sing along to Bruno Mar's song "uptown funk", but instead singing "I want to funk you up" it sounds like "I want to f*ck you up". lol
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She struggles with hamburger, she calls them han-ga-ber, but cheeseburger, no problemo!
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Elevator/Escalators= Alligator
Diaper Rash = Rainbow Dash -
@lavender: Winner for funniest one.
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My faves: Nilk (for milk), Nogut (for yogurt) and open (for oatmeal, which he recently corrected). His speech is starting to get so much clearer, he is loosing his baby talk
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Salt and pepper shakers are "white spray" and "black spray." We spray our eggs in the morning.
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She calls pizza "pee pee" - makes for very interesting conversations while in public
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Choo choo cabra instead of chupacabra
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@mediagirl: Hahaha at stick! The inappropriate ones totally make me giggle.
My LO is just starting to say a lot of words, and my favorite mispronunciation is crocodile. He just says croc...but he leaves out the R.
The weirdest one is that he says caca instead of grandma. I don't get it, but that's definitely who he is talking about/to when he says it!
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@Mamasig: I might say that word wrong, too! What is it?
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My son who is three says his teacher's name is Ms. Rock-Sand (Roxanne).
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Mosquito is mossa-tito.
Pancakes are panpakes.
And for some reason, Cheerios and the name of her babysitter (Tiffany) are the same word. Kinda like 'toe-si-noes' -
Mazagine = Magazine
Alligator = Elevator
She used to say "got-for" instead of "forgot"
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It's summer, and we drink a lot of electrolyte water, which my daughter refers to as 'electric lights'. And it's just so adorable that we totally say it too, which is not helpful.
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She says barbecue "baby-chu."
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After our week at Dollywood she says "Dolly Partment"
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She says "cool" for "pool".
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Baseck-o-ball instead of basketball and pime cone insteadn of pine cone. His other ones are on french words but they are just as cute or even cuter!!
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@Mrs. Lion: I'm not sure how ours became the "brocco-leen"!
DD is 3 and sometimes confuses her letters and adds a "R" in of words. "re-brella" instead of umbrella is her current fave, and she calls her babushka dolls "rebooshkas"
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