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I've definitely slept in puddles of baby pee with a burp cloth thrown over it and walked around with peed on yoga pants (when I'm not leaving the house).

Wipe drool and snot/pick nose with my bare hands.

I pick my baby's nose all the time. Oh, and also it goes without saying that wiping someone else's poop is just plain gross... but it's the price we pay for our little ones.

I eat food from her bib trough.

lick my finger and wipe her face.

I also wipe lots of spit up off with my clothes and constantly have breastmilk leaking... nice.

DS is 8 so I've pretty much done it all! Picked boogers that get wiped on my pants, I've CAUGHT throw up, used spit to clean faces AND hair, thrown towels over accidents in the bed because it was the millionth time I had been up that night & was too tired to care at that point, eaten left over bitten in half food, eaten off the floor w/ forks that fell on the floor (blown off because that's the best way to clean them right?), worn peed on pooped on & I'm sure I even went to work with scrubs that may have had a little throw up on them once bc DS got sick literally as I was walking out the door.

Yea... I became pretty gross once I became a mom. Lol

Pushing diapers way into the diaper genie.

When it is close to full I push the diapers down so hard that I can feel the consistency of all the poop inside. Squishy and warm. Yum.

Oh gosh, all of it. Slept on pee/spit-up sheets, picked boogers with my fingers and wiped them on my sleep shirt, wiped milk off of his face with my finger when there was no burp cloth...

Sleep in pee/vomit covered sheets after throwing down a towel and passing out. Walking around all day with spit up on my clothes. Use a nosefrida, lol. Pick/wipe boogers with my fingers.