This cracked me up. And made me feel a lot better, especially the bedroom pics and the stacked curtain end table.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kristen-howerton/ive-got-your-lifestyle-bl_b_5405817.html?utm_hp_ref=parents&ir=Parents?utm_hp_ref=parents&ir=Parents

As I type this wearing work out clothes when I haven't seen the inside of a gym since a few months before my 10 month old was born.

(Haha fixed the link. First I sent you to Amazon to look at the play yard we might get).