"Boy, this house is such a mess."
A TOTAL exaggeration by the way. Only the kitchen was messy because that's where I hung out with the kids this afternoon.
How rude! 
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Oh husbands....
DH isn't home yet. I pick him up in an hour.... he doesn't usually comment on the house though (even if it's super clean). I'll have to make a mental note and come back with his "just through the door" comment!
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ha!!! He said "did you pick up dinner?" which I had. Lucky man!
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Hey always says "Hi Baby!"
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@runsyellowlites: ok, update us!
@prettylizy: that one isn't much better! LOL. where are the words of love???
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"Is he asleep??" We're nap training lol. He is!
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@BoogieBea: awww, now that is much nicer!
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"hey pea!! its dada!"
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@Running Elley: LOL!!
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"shhh! quiet!" cause the dog was flipping out. i was trying to get LO to take a nap, but she refused to.
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@Andrea: yikes, dem's fightin' words!!
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@mrbee: ha! he came home to do L's bedtime so he can say whatever he wants....almost.
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He threw chocolate at me and asked if I wanted to go to the Asian market with him.
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@Andrea: I know right? He did then offer to do a whole bunch of yard work while I play with LO.
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@mrskc: Mmmmm he threw chocolate at you?? That sounds lovely
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He gets home before me, so I don't know! The first thing he said to me when I got home was shhhhh.
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@Running Elley: Haha yeah. I guess his students gave him some. I was on the floor of the nursery with A and he came in and threw it on the floor next to me. Didn't even say a word. Just threw it. lol
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Nothing. DH works till 11
Target shopping time, anyone?
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Hey Love! And then something about the gate we are having fixed.
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Him. Are we running today or not?
Me: yep
Him: dang it! Walks away grumbling.I know we are super romantic.
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He picked me up from the train station and said "daaaamn, who's the hot chick I get to take home from the street corner tonight" yea.... Hahaha super romantic.
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Hey girls! I missed y'all. He got home from being gone since Mon morning
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I can't even remember...
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@Andrea: Tsk tsk was the first thing he said when he got in the car.... The store closes at 7 (they usually take 5-10 minutes to get closed) and I pulled up at 7:02 to him standing outside and his co-workers pulling out.
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He said "hey security detail" since the dog was going nuts
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@runsyellowlites: aww poor guy, last one to leave!!
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@Andrea: Pfft they were all still in the parking lot so I wasn't *that* late! lol Really though I've been having to wait for them to get locked up so I thought I was still early... and I had to come back in because I forgot the redbox movie we needed to return.
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I called out, "Where's my little boy?"
And I'm very much looking forward to him being old enough to answer me. (He's 6 m.o.)
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@runsyellowlites: you are too nice! he's lucky you go to pick him up.
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@apis: awwww!
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"Hi sweetie pieeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" To our daughter.
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@Andrea: It's either that or I don't have a car during the day, so I wouldn't say I'm "too nice". lol
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He said "mmm it smells delicious in here! I had dinner waiting for him...success!
(I'm not a chef!)
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Usually he greets the dog before me, but I'll forgive him because she is usually jumping like a lunatic and I'm a little more subdued.
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His usual- "Hey babe! How are my two favorite people doing?"
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@runsyellowlites: heh, whatever works!
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DH isn't coming home tonight. Boo!
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This is easy because he JUST got home about 5 minutes ago: "Hey Honeybee, how was your day?"
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"Do you have the baby? I wasn't supposed to pick her up, was I?
(Ha! Good thing I had picked her up!) So then he went overhand to her and said, "Hey baby girl!!!"
Target shopping time, anyone?
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