I stole this off fb today. One of mine would definitely say “get off her” (the baby) and “if you throw one more time ...” 
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"I'll get up" usually given by me, but I'd love to receive this one!
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"Don't make me tell you again!"
Can you tell my kiddo isn't a good listener?
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"I'm in the bathroom"
"I am cooking"
"dinner is ready"
"You have 5 minutes"
"Hurry up"
"Wipe your mouth"
"Don't wipe this on your pants”
“Can you put on some pants”
"Wash your hands"
"Don't touch everything"
"I didn't hide it"
"You gotta wait, I am driving"
"I am tired too" -
you're fine
no, we're about to eat dinner
quit choking the cat! (which is more the cats front legs over his arm and the rest of him hanging and dragging)
umi zoomi went night night, and so are you
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"walk it off"
"that's not a good choice"
"no thanks"
"kitty needs a break"
"sit on your bum" -
"pass me a MF Xanax"
"Who pooped?"
"Let me sit down"
"It needs batteries" -
NO!
I said no!
Go play.
Out of the kitchen.
I pretty much say a repeat of those 4 phrases every night when trying to make dinner.
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"no hitting"
"did you wipe?"
"hands to yourself"
"not right now" -
"You're choking me, please calm down"
"Did you TELL your brother you don't like that?"
"But you ate it the last time I made it!" -
I forgot the constant: "Are you pooping!?"
Seeings how he refuses the idea of potty training, but hides in a corner to poop then brings me a clean pull-up and wipes.
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"I have no idea where xyz is"
"Please, no"
"Bedtime"
"it's still sleepy time"
"no candy before breakfast"
"3 more bites"
"where's bink"
"be nice to your sister"
"no hit, not nice"
"give loves" -
This is fun!
I would need a limited edition pack which includes 16 phases CONSTANTLY repeated in my house (with a preteen DD and preschool-aged DS) 🙄🤪🤣:"Mommy needs 5 minutes..."
"Stop wrestling the dog"
"DON'T wipe that there!!!"
"Why are you whining?"
"NO, you can't go back on the computer."
"Doesn't anyone cleanup after themselves?!"
"Close the door - You don't need to watch me pee!"
"Where the heck is your father?!!!"
"Is that chocolate or poop?!?!"
"How did you break THAT?!"
"Act your age, not your shoe size!"
"Yougurt raisins aren't a full lunch!"
"Where is the other half of this?"
"Who was the last one in here?"
"How can so much laundry come from YOU?!"
"Use your words." -
"Please don't spill that."
"What are you doing??"
"Get back here!"
"Just try one bite."
"Please don't climb/jump on me."
"Where did you put xyz?"And definitely "Just let me finish my coffee."
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“Stop scaring the cat”
“Shhhh”
“Take one more bite”
“Personal space”
“Do you need a tissue?” -
How can I forget these:
"Did you say 'please'?"
"You didn't say 'please'"
"Did you pee your pants?"
"I am not a tree"@smuckers: amen for "that's not a good choice" lol
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"chew please"
"butts in chairs"
"thank you for handing that to mommy" E likes to pick stuff up including invisible dust to hand to me -
"The robot won't hurt you" (Roomba)
"He doesn't want that toy"
"That's not a throwing toy"
"Use your words"
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“You had ONE job”
“Do I have to ask again?”
“These toys are gonna go in the garbage”
“STOP FIGHTING”
“Time out right now”
“Hand me the corkscrew” -
“Quiet!”
“Stay on your butt!”
“Coats on!”
“It’s not morning yet” -
What do you say?
How do you ask?We are working on please.
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