I think it's a toss up between Holly Madison's, Rainbow and Gwyneth Paltrow's, Apple.
North isn't bad. It's just bad because Kanye's last name is West. Lol.
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Shannyn Sossamon's son's name is Audio Science!
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My list would have to be:
Princess Tiaamii (Katie Price)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie (Bob Geldof)
and Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)Thats like... a whole other layer of weird and ridiculous.
Apple, Blue Ivy, Rainbow, Zuma, Bear Blu, and North kind of land in the same level of "weird but less weird" for me.
Ah, I love celebrity baby names. Endless entertainment.
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@zippylef: jermajesty is so magnificently stupid. I love it!
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@zippylef: omg this is the first time I'm hearing all of these names. HAHA.
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Pilot inspektor is so ridiculous. I'm going name my kid helicopter chekkeer or rocket investigataar.
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Whatever the hell Uma Thurman named her kid - that big long ridiculous 18-name name.
[Ok, it's really 6 - Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Busson. Ok it's really 7, since they actually call her Luna]
ETA: Yeah, I totally copy-and-pasted that ish because who the heck has time to type that out?
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@zippylef: I'm still not sure how to pronounce Katie Price's daughter's name!
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@zippylef: oh man. We were going to do JerBrian if this Lo is a boy. You don't like it?? (Guess what dh's name is).
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NORTH WEST (dh is currently railing against how dumb this one is.)
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Blanket is another bad one!
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@katsupgirl: that gets my vote too!
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What about (magician) Penn's daughter *Moxie Crimefighter*?!
ETA: Penn & Teller . . .
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@Andrea: Blanket is a nickname, he's actually Prince Michael Jackson II....the first son is the same name too. So he named his two sons the same name....I don't know if that's any better?
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@MsLipGloss: Come on, that's just awesome! LOL
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@LuLu Mom: LOL. No, I don't think that makes it any better. Hahahaha. Celebs are so crazy.
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Moxie Crimefighter. Penn Jilette's daughter. Why?! Why?! Why?!
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I actually don't think Audio, Pilot or Moxie are bad names - it's the crazypants middle names that make them absolutely nutso!!
I think North is really terrible. I also hate the Prince and Princess names. Blue Ivy and Rainbow as well. (I like the name Ivy).
There was a kid I graduated high school with that had a name that read as a sentence. I won't put it here, because of Google. But think "Sarah Hasakind Hart", like that. It was ridiculous and what everyone remembers this kid for.
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@swedishfish: I looked it up and it's apparently "Tee-ah-mee". It's supposed to be a combo of Katie and her ex's mom's names Thea and Amy.
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@rachiecakes: I think you're right about the *crazypants* middle names . . . different names on their own really aren't that bad (and I really kinda like Moxie).
The other thing I can't get over is the ridiculous use of Ys and Zs . . . the *youneek* spellings really make.me.tick!
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I think Holly Madison's is the worst one for me. Although I didn't like Apple at first, and now it has really grown on me as a name (not that I would name my kid that).
I also don't love the names of Jamie Oliver's kids:
Petal Blossom
Poppy Honey Rosie
Daisy Boo Pamela
Buddy Bear MauriceI guess I'm not a flower child type of person.
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Pilot Inspector might just be the worse name ever.
North West is pretty bad too.
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I thought pilot inspektor was sooooo dumb. So is kal el. And north west.
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Tu Morrow. C'mon people!!!
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Morrocan which is Mariah and Nicks son's name
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@Mrsbells: I could almost get Morocco (nn Rocco?). But Morrocan?
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@MsLipGloss: Didn't he say that he wanted to name her that so if she ever got into a situation with the police, they'd think she's cool.
ETA: http://blogs.babycenter.com/celebrities/penn-jillette-explains-the-name-moxie-crimefighter/
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@MrsKoala: this is what I was going ot post. some of them aren't terrible by themselves - like I like the name Poppy - but as a combination of the middle names and all the other kids names, it's bad.
@zippylef: Geldof kids were the other ones I was going to post.
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@Mrs. Pen: It's definitely the combinations! Poppy, Daisy, and Petal by themselves are actually really cute! Just too hippy dippy with the middle names and then some of them have a random regular name, too!
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@MrsKoala: Someone named their kid Buddy Bear!?!?!?
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I forgot - Alicia Silverstone named her son Bear Blu.
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Jamie Oliver's kid - petal blossom rainbow.
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