washing off a scoop bib is a new daily chore
you leave big tips at restaurant so the server is not so upset by the mess beneath the high chair
finger food is your friend
you've soaked a bag using supposedly leakproof sippy cup
have toys in your living room, strewn from here to tomorrow
said "HI" 12 times in one hour to your newly talking cherub
your changing pad is a launch pad
you memorized Wheels on the Bus and made up many of your own verses
retrieving random chewables from LO's mouth will break skin
you've done CIO, even when you swore you wouldn't
you go hungry or overeat depending on what LO's leftover lunch is
your bathtub/floor looks like Splash Central
you know what a learning tower is... (thanx to Hellobee Blog)