washing off a scoop bib is a new daily chore

you leave big tips at restaurant so the server is not so upset by the mess beneath the high chair

finger food is your friend

you've soaked a bag using supposedly leakproof sippy cup

have toys in your living room, strewn from here to tomorrow

said "HI" 12 times in one hour to your newly talking cherub
your changing pad is a launch pad

you memorized Wheels on the Bus and made up many of your own verses

retrieving random chewables from LO's mouth will break skin

you've done CIO, even when you swore you wouldn't

you go hungry or overeat depending on what LO's leftover lunch is

your bathtub/floor looks like Splash Central

you know what a learning tower is... (thanx to Hellobee Blog)