You get excited when you get heartburn cause it could be a "symptom" .... Lol.
Anyone else?
-
You know it's the TWW when you don't hoover the bedrooms for two weeks straight because you're scared that carrying the hoover upstairs will jolt the "baby" out of place but you're too embarrassed to ask for help and thus admit you're being a crazy-lady!
-
You won't take any medicines , just in case!
-
When you poke your boobies to see if they hurt & get excited when you think they kinda do, even if they really just hurt from the 36 times you've already 'checked' them
-
When you get excited over nausea!
-
@mrs. bird: Second poking the boobs lol. I think I make them more sore and then I get more excited.
-
When you find yourself peeing like 3 times in an hour and checking CM each time.
-
When you justify buying a baby outfit on sale just in case lol.
-
When every tip to the loo feels like a waste of perfectly good urine!
-
@Ali: Lol ya I had to take a drug test for a new job last months 2ww and I was so mad that I wasted all my urine
-
@StrawberryBee: I did this all the time in the previous months of TTC!
@Ali: haha! I did this when I was using OPKs because I tend to get up around 2/3am to go pee and I'd be like nooooooo! There goes my FMU!!!! Wonder if it'll mess up my test in a couple hours?!
You know you're in the two week wait when your tummy randomly cramps and you wonder if it's because of implantation?
-
You're constantly exhausted and you wonder if it's an early preggo symptom!
-
@mrs. bird: haha I don't think I've ever groped myself so much in my life... DH thinks I'm crazy for touching my boobs every morning!!
-
You also know ur in the tww when you don't know what day of the week it is but you know what dpo you are!!
-
@Hanzabelle: Hahahaha!! Too true!! I work on cycle days not calendar days now!! In my head it's been October since I joined the October board - over a week ago!!
@Anonysquire: Even when I got my BFP, I mourned the loss of my FMU every morning! It just felt... well... wasteful!!
-
@mrs. bird: So glad I'm not the only that does this.
That every twinge/cramp is maybe, just maybe something growing and NOT miss AF gearing to make an appearance (again)
-
....You cough and apologize to your stomach, afraid you've jolted the egg from implanting..
-
@Hanzabelle: HAH!! I had that today... no clue what the date was but I'm 5DPO AND I KNOW IT!
and yeah, my TWW it's...arguing with myself in my head ALL DAY because I'm soo tired/grumpy and that MIGHT be a sign, but it's probably not cuz I'm just in a b****y mood from worrying too much!!
Oh, and also because I start getting crazy looks from my DH when I tell him how I have to schedule my POAS around our outings because "well, if I get a positive and we go to visit my dad and don't drink he will KNOW" and we just can't do that"
Etc....etc....we are some crazy people
-
@Hanzabelle: OMG this is so funny.
When you actually send your DH a picture of your CM for analysis.
-
@ambular1025: ha oh dear... I think DH would freak out if I did that.
@Hanzabelle: totally agree with the knowing the DPO but not the day of the week - I feel like I get my CD confused with the day of the week all the time, and not just in the TWW!
-
@Rachel: My DH is about as into it as I am. He's always asking me what type I have and how much. He actually asked once that I show him photos of what it's supposed to look like. Otherwise I wouldn't show him...cause I know it sounds weird.
-
@ambular1025: haha no I think it's adorable! I tell DH I'm ovulating and he asks how I know and I start to tell him and he's like 'oooookay tmi'. I sort of wish he was more into the science of it, to be honest
-
When you google pictures of cm, or colors of cm.
-
When you google "two week wait symptoms" and spend 4 hrs on the site.
-
When you go and buy 4 pregnancy books because you know that heartburn for sure means something this month. I feel so pathetic lol.
-
When you google CM and cervix changes as early pregnancy symptoms, and even though they keep telling you none are definitive you keep looking up new sites, hoping they tell you something different.
-
When you as DH to feel your boobies because you swear they are bigger and you need a second opinion...or is that just me?
Reply
Subscribe to our newsletter
- Google Plus
- Stumbleupon
- Twitter
- Facebook
- Pinterest
- Favorite0
26 comments