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  1. MrsBrewer

    coconut / 8854 posts

    @nana87: Oh that's hilarious!! I feel like grandma's can get away with anything though!! LOL

  2. LaughLines

    clementine / 880 posts

    I can't pronounce aluminium - i always switch it to sound like a-lu-nuh-mum - like flip the M and N around.. it's embarrassing and i just skip saying it whenever i can!! I really prefer the english pronunciation Al-u-min-e-um

  3. sorrycharlie

    hostess / watermelon / 14932 posts

    my husband ordered a quesa-dill-a once. Lol

  4. Shutterbug

    grapefruit / 4703 posts

    @MrsBrewer: haha my MIL says "par-mi-san" and it bothers me, even though maybe it's correct?

    @lawbee11: those drive me nuts!

    My parents say like, everything 'wrong' but it's their Boston accents so I barely even notice. Things like "pizzer" (pizza), "the both a ya's" (the both of you), "draw" (drawer), "bag-el" (for bagel, instead of bay-gul)etc, etc

  5. JennyG

    clementine / 912 posts

    @sorrycharlie: I was with my brother when he ordered tor-till-a soup.

  6. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @sorrycharlie: OMG. quesa-dilla reminded me of someone else I know.

    Vegebles instead of vegetables
    min instead of men
    malk instead of milk

    haha I could go forever.

  7. Ms.Badger

    clementine / 918 posts

    "Pitcher" instead of "Picture" and "I could care less"

    @TemperanceBrennan: I'm originally from Wisconsin and now live in California, most of my accent is becoming undetectable but I cannot for the life of me pronounce "bag" and it's rhymes "correctly". Oh, and the word "Wisconsin", it's a cruel joke how the name of the state I'm from contains the "con" which I cannot say like the rest of the country. Too ingrained I guess

  8. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Ms.Badger: well, now I'm really curious! How do you pronounce Wisconsin?

  9. Ms.Badger

    clementine / 918 posts

    @.twist.: That "O" in con always comes out more like "ah", kind of like Wis-cahn-son (however, never Wes-con-sin, that how east coasters like to pronounce it)

  10. Mrs. Microscope

    pear / 1788 posts

    I think its regional, but when people add an R into words where there isn't one... Namely 'wash'. warsh isn't a word, and Warshington is not the state north of Oregon (which itself is NOT pronounced Ori-gone)

  11. Mrs. Lemon-Lime

    wonderful pea / 17279 posts

    Supposably - supposedly
    Elemna- eleven
    Braid- bread

  12. Kbee

    kiwi / 560 posts

    @Mrs. Lemon-Lime: Ditto on "supposably." My mom says it and it drives me up the wall.

  13. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Ms.Badger: Thanks! So interesting, I can almost hear it.

  14. psw27

    pomelo / 5220 posts

    "Axe" you a question irritates me... and most things my coworker says...

  15. MrsRcCar

    grapefruit / 4712 posts

    I used to get "axe" for ask a lot at my old job. The popular one where I live is Choir-practitor for Chiropractor. It makes me cringe and giggle at the same time.

  16. wonderstruck

    pomegranate / 3791 posts

    Oh, and this is less cringe-worthy and more of an observation, but I'm from Michigan in a city that borders Detroit, and it's usually obvious that someone isn't familiar with the city based on their pronunciation of it. Non-locals have a tendency to say DEE-troit, and locals say Di-troit.

  17. TemperanceBrennan

    pear / 1998 posts

    @Ms.Badger: My Wisconsin friends think I sound southern, my Missouri friends think I sound northern!

    Regarding the Wisconsin pronunciation, it seems like a lot of people up here pronounce it with a g instead of a c like
    "Wisgonsin"

  18. MenagerieMama

    pear / 1547 posts

    My mom says frajitas no matter how many times I correct her. There's something else too but I can't remember it!

  19. Cherrybee

    papaya / 10570 posts

    I hate it when people say pacific instead of specific. Ugh.

  20. littlebug

    honeydew / 7504 posts

    My husband uses "in lieu of" to mean "in honor of" rather than "instead of." He claims it's "in honor of" because it's what they write in obituaries - "In lieu of flowers, please...." I'm like "yeah, but they're offering an alternative to sending flowers, not asking you to make a donation in honor of the flowers!" It makes me crazy.

    I loved living in Philly, but hated the way they spoke. Wooder for water, "going down the shore" for going to the beach. ACK. There were many others but those were the ones that killed me.

    Like many others have said: expresso, axe, liberry, febuary (I pronounce the first r), elementry...

  21. MrsBrewer

    coconut / 8854 posts

    @Ms.Badger: ......at the risk of sounding stupid, how else are we supposed to pronounce Wisconsin?? Doesn't everyone say it like that with the "cahn" sound??

  22. Cherrybee

    papaya / 10570 posts

    Oh, I've thought of another one....! Breakfusses as the plural of breakfast. Like: "I got the kids dressed then made their breakfusses"
    Ugh

  23. Anagram

    eggplant / 11716 posts

    @littlebug: down the shore is also a Jerseyism. I also think it's funny if geographically they are traveling north or just east, but it's still "down the shore".

  24. ElbieKay

    pomegranate / 3231 posts

    I didn't read the entire thread so this may have been mentioned already, but... it's realtor. Not relator.

  25. avivoca

    watermelon / 14467 posts

    Prolly bothers me a lot.

  26. littlejoy

    pomegranate / 3375 posts

    Dear Lord! This thread is amazing! We know someone who says friendses instead of friend's. Chi-pol-tee and ex-presso are my two that come to mind right away. Cringe!

    My husband jokes that he's going to open a roadside espresso stand and call it "Espress expresso".

  27. littlejoy

    pomegranate / 3375 posts

    @Ms.Badger: Gah! Pitcher!!!

  28. smocks

    apricot / 483 posts

    UGHH Wisconsin. I'm from the Chicago burbs, and went to school in Wisconsin, DH is from WI, etc. His whole family (and seemingly all of SE Wisconsin) pronounce bag, lag, tag, rag, sag, gag etc as "bay-g" "lay-g" "tay-g" "ray-g" "say-g." I love them dearly but it drives me crazy.

  29. littlebug

    honeydew / 7504 posts

    @ElbieKay: OMG, that one makes me want to gouge my eyes out!

  30. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @littlejoy: hahaha so clever of him.

    @avivoca: Prolly bothers me a lot also!

  31. CarDad

    coffee bean / 45 posts

    Berfday - Birthday

  32. whenoceansrise

    nectarine / 2053 posts

    I don't know if this counts but I HATE IT when people use the word "literally" wrong. Like I heard someone say "I literally laughed my butt off"- really? you LITERALLY laughed your butt off??

  33. Ms.Badger

    clementine / 918 posts

    @MrsBrewer: It's really hard to describe to those of us that it's second nature to, but if I pronounce "con" like in convict my tongue is more forward in my mouth and the back of the tongue just taps the back roof of my mouth, when I pronounce the "cahn" in Wisconsin my tongue is farther back and the back of my tongue contacts the back roof of my mouth for much longer. It seems subtle but it definitely stands out to people not from areas of the midwest.

    @smocks: Don't judge us, I seriously cannot to anything about this, I know that I should say "a" as in apple but I am incapable of doing it (plus, Chicogoans have pretty similar accents)

  34. Ellie

    cherry / 157 posts

    Not a mispronunciation, but I cannot cannot cannot stand it when someone uses "seen" instead of "saw" as in: "I seen her go to the store"

  35. MrsBrewer

    coconut / 8854 posts

    @smocks: LOL!!! that's how I pronounce Bag!!! too funny!!! I know that it really bugs people that aren't from WI!

    @Ms.Badger: That is seriously the perfect explanation. I get it now, I guess we do pronounce WI differently that other people!

  36. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Ellie: I feel the same way. You seen nothing. You SAW something. lol.

  37. Ms.Badger

    clementine / 918 posts

    @MrsBrewer: Awesome, I'm glad you found it helpful because I was thinking that it was long and very specific!

  38. simplyfelicity

    cantaloupe / 6634 posts

    I hate when people say "bolth" instead of "both." Where does that L come from?!

  39. smocks

    apricot / 483 posts

    @Ms.Badger: Haha I know. At least you recognize it, half of my in laws can't even tell the difference when I point it out.

  40. LuLu Mom

    GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts

    My MIL puts clothes in the "wrash" not the wash. There is NO R!

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