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you always have baby wipes on hand: out with friends and there's a messy table: "Oh, I've got baby wipes!"

you go to look for a tampon or a pad in your purse and instead you have an extra diaper/pull-up

the songs that get stuck in your head now are "twinkle twinkle little star" and daniel tiger's neighborhood.

...A successful grocery store trip requires baby wipes, goldfish, a sippy cup, a doll/book/finger puppets and a backpack shaped like a zoo animal. (Which happens to double as your purse now, good times!)

@mrsjazz: Daniel Tiger songs running through my head are so hard to get rid of! Thomas is even harder.

LO spits up/pukes in a public building and you try to save the carpet by catching it in your hand, along with 2 mothers standing next to you who also reach out at the same time.

You let your baby sit on your lap while you're pooping because you want to avoid a meltdown, and you're really good at pulling down and pulling up your pants one handed bc you have a baby in the other.

@Mrs. High Heels: I may have nursed a newborn the evening of my first postpartum poop because I wasn't about to stop what I had started!

@mediagirl: @shopaholic: I plucked a huge sticky booger off Olivia's cheek today with my fingers. without batting an eye. sigh.

Trying to look more presentable = not immediately tying up wet hair into a bun and putting on a brand new nursing top...only to have your son puke on it and his new onesie within 5 minutes, necessitating an immediate bun and wiping him up with said new shirt. And still wearing that shirt.

@mkp17: um yes. pouring myself a glass here shortly, watching bones and then getting into bed.

You're totally ok with picking somebody else's (LO's) nose.