In Michigan, it is illegal for a woman to cut her hair without the consent of her husband! PSSSSSSSSH yea right, call me a law breaker!! 
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In Texas it's illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Fun site!
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No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
HAHA really?!
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In New York, a person may not walk around with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket on Sundays.
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These 2 made me laugh
"While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled."
"Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields."
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Lol.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
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@swedishfish: omg in GA too!
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You cannot push a live moose out of an airplane. ...
It also says you cannot "view" moose from an airplane, but I'm sure that is really talking about hunting. You are not allowed to aerial spot game.
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In Baltimore, it's illegal to take a lion to the movies. And now I'm going to have to come up with new plans for Saturday night. Bastards.
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@chopsuey: weird. I wonder how someone came up with that law!
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This gem from Kentucky
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
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@Espion: didn't Sarah Palin do that?
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In Ontario, you can't pay for a 50 cent item with pennies
You can't paint a ladder, because it will be slippery when wet.
If you have a water trough in your front yard, it has to be filled by 5am.
There's a street in Ottawa called Bank St - its illegal to eat icecream on Bank St on a Sunday. -
@Danizaur: I try not to keep up with that lady
But I'd be impressed if she pushed a live moose out of a plane!
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@Espion: Hahaha I meant she shot a moose out of a plane once. I wouldn't be surprised if she pushed one either. Lolol!
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Atheists can't hold public office in Texas.
ETA: This wasn't on that site, I just think it's stupid.
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"Alcoholic drink specials are illegal." - I think everyone in MA is aware of this one!
"Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder." - honestly, if this is going to be the LAW, you might as well say "chowdah"
"It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients." - so I guess I couldn't had had that post-baby beer at the hospital if I really wanted it!
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@lawbee11: For Texas that sounds like a legit law. No offense Texas. Lol
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@Espion: @Danizaur: Pssssht, I can push a moose out of a plane with one hand. But then again, I'm Canadian. Its how we roll.
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@Espion: @Mrs. Oatmeal:
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@lawbee11: HOW is that even legal?!
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@Danizaur: @Espion:
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"While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door."
I am a law-abiding citizen when it comes to riding in the elevator!
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My husband will be sad to find out that oral sex is illegal in Florida....but he will be furious when he realizes "men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown."
Looks like we've got to get him a new wardrobe!
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@mrsjyw: It's unconstitutional, but apparently no one has challenged it. Arkansas, Maryland, Mississippi, N. Carolina, S. Carolina, and Tennessee also ban atheists from holding public office.
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@lawbee11: incredible!!!! i'm really shocked.
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some absurd:
"Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.""No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car."
"All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday"
and some genius....
"Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked." (seriously, my neighbors snore with their windows open at night & i have to close my windows! it makes me crazy!)
"Bullets may not be used as currency." ('cause that would be crazy town!)
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"It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket."
I knew that one even without looking at the site. lol. Guess I'll be drinking my beer from a keg instead.
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"It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts."
Best law ever
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Welllll..... safe to say I'm a criminal:
"It is illegal to sleep naked."
"Oral sex is prohibited."
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"Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder."
Damn right! Tomatoes have no place in clam chowder!
"A woman can not be on top in sexual activities."
oh boy, we're in trouble!
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The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.
Hahaha.
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@Mrs. Oatmeal: @Danizaur: LOL!
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You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (There goes my fun hahaha)
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
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You may not lasso a fish.
It is illegal to shoot any game from your vehicle, except whales.
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What did old-timey lawmakers have against ice cream?!
In my (landlocked) state it is illegal to hunt whales. Also, a husband is responsible for any crime committed by his wife in his presence. His I'll bring hubs with me if I ever want to rob a bank, haha.
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In Canada
In Saskatchewan: It is illegal for an obese woman to wear shorts while fishing
In Winnipeg: It is against the law to go naked in your own home, if you leave the blinds up.
In Calgary: it is unlawful to throw snowballs without the authorization of the mayor.
In British Columbia: It is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot, if one is ever found.
In Ontario (Windsor): It is LEGAL for women to go topless outside in public. -
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ear
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Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
Well, there goes that plan.
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Hahaha these are too funny.
Washington state, "The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment."
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