I'm giving away a prize on FB and I made people tell me a joke to win the prize. I'm selecting one winner randomly, but also choosing the "best." Help me pick!
What are a ghosts favorite rides at the fair?? The scary-go-round and the roller ghoster! Bwaahahaa:)
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he's a party pooper
Why aren't there more famous skeletons? They're a bunch of no bodies!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who
Don't cry it's only a joke
Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!
Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Because they were trans-parents!
What do mummies like listening to?
Wrap music!
How did the ghost say good bye to the vampire? So long sucker!