We recently moved into our home, and I already hate our two-doors-down neighbor. We haven't really had any interaction with her, but she loves calling the cops. She's called the cops on our next door neighbors (who are renters) at least a couple of times, for having their lights on when they pull into their garage (they shine in her window and bother her eyes) and for talking in a normal tone of voice outside at night (they keep her awake). She called the cops for something else, too, the other day, because they were at her house and my husband stopped by to ask them if there had been another break in -- there hadn't.

Well, there's the thing: there have been a couple of break-ins on the block, including her home. They broke in and her mom was home, so they left immediately. They lifted a bunch of stuff from another house. So she complained that they were coming in through the alley (which is totally weird, because they literally pulled right up to one house and parked in the front while they broke into the FRONT door), and she complained so much that the city is fencing off our alley. And discontinuing alley trash pickup. So now each house will have their own 90-gallon trash can for curbside trash pickup. And not only do we have nowhere to put it, we have no good way of getting it out to the curb (we live on a slope, the only thing curb level is our driveway and there's not enough room for a 90-gallon can there).

Other neighbors will also be SOL when they can't take their boats along the back way.

People just drive me nuts sometimes. Anybody else have a crazy a** meddling psycho neighbor?