I sneeze like a rhino - ugly, loud, and stupid. I have to tame it down or else people will think a sick buffalo is on the loose. I wish I had a cute dainty sneeze.
I sneeze like a rhino - ugly, loud, and stupid. I have to tame it down or else people will think a sick buffalo is on the loose. I wish I had a cute dainty sneeze.
nectarine / 2667 posts
Dainty sneezes aren't all they're cracked up to be. I get a lot of "was that a mouse squeak?" and "Does that even count? You couldn't possibly be satisfied with that sneeze. Do it like an adult."
admin / wonderful grape / 20724 posts
My sneeze is insanely loud and intense. I would never cut it as a ninja.
cantaloupe / 6692 posts
I can make my sneeze sound however I want it too. Sometimes I make funny noises just to make DH laugh.
Aaahh-peeee!
Sometimes I make them super loud just to startle him. Lol
persimmon / 1165 posts
If I'm home I scream when I sneeze - it just feels so good! I do know how to tone it down when out. However, DH does not know how to tone down his sneeze and it freaks everyone out.
Our LO is totally fine with my sneezing (I assume she got used to it in utero), but gets really scared when DH sneezes.
nectarine / 2765 posts
Think I used to...now that I'm pregnant I seem to have less control over it and it comes out a lil more forcefully...that and often a lil pee comes with it *sigh*
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