DH's Dad drives me insane with all his long texts about nothing in particular. He discovered texting a year or so ago, and he sends these multi-paragraph texts that are so long that my iPhone splits them into 7 or 8 or ELEVEN texts at a time, and all out of order. I know he's just bored and looking for attention, and he tries to be clever in what he texts, but it bugs the living crap out of me when he blows my phone up all day (he sends mass texts). So I'll get 5 or 6 longass texts from him a day that are split up into a bunch of smaller texts, and it ends up being like 30 texts a day! Sometimes he gets into the wine and does this at 12 or 1 in the morning! Yesterday I asked him to stop texting me after 9 bc H goes to bed then. Ugh!

Am I a total beeotch for letting this drive me bonkers? I know it's just bc he's DYING to have a conversation with people and get replies/attention. But I still roll my eyes all the way to my tailbone every time I get all of his texts...,

Here's an example of why I want to cut off his thumbs (multiplied by 6 or 7 times a day):

"Results night for dancing with the stars...8 or 9 o'clock...not sure...I like Derek Huff & his girl but don't think they can win...they won so many times before...their dance steps are just so sharp & crisp...the best!!! Also like Cheryl Burke just almost as well, but already eliminated...just have to wait & see...Again, girls...NO FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, BASKETBALL OR GOLF... MAYBE SOME SOCCER IF YOU SWITCH AROUND...boys night out tonight...I DO WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A LITTLE CULTURE IN ME...I like Dancing with the stars but I also like those weather girls, like Kelly Cass!"

I'll just stop there. There's more- from one text- but I'll spare you. I don't even know wtf he's talking about half the time!

Am I a beeotch or would this irritate the crap out of you too? It just goes on and on all day, every day!

Do you have a text-Aholic you want to block from your phone?

Does anyone know how to block texts from someone????