I have one coworker who likes to comment on what i'm eating for lunch..every..single..day.
"Apple juice?? Shouldn't you be drinking water?"
"I bet the baby is moving away from you dropping all that salt all over your food. Wow." (barely any salt!)
"You really should be eating vegetables. Why don't you like vegetables?"
"Pizza? Do you not like salad?"

...like, what?

Another coworker comes up to me a few times a week and asks if they baby is moving so he can feel, asks me if DH is "slathering your stomach with oils every night?" really creepily, asks me "does your body itch from stretching so much?" and tells me that "that thing is getting HUGE!". He's got a creepy voice and asks everyday "Are we havin' fun yet?"....I don't understand lol!!

Tell me your coworkers suck too?