I can't find the link online but, do you know which one I'm talking about?

"Hey kiddo, I'm too busy watching TV to be your parent. So is your Mom and Grandpa. Go play in the lightning storm." And then Bill Cowher comes in and says now they can record 4 or more things at the same time?

It makes me so MAD!!! I am so glad I don't have TWC or any TV that I have to pay for...