I came downstairs from putting the baby down and DH gave me the stink eye. He asked if I had been chatting with boys while I was away from him.
Me: *wtf?* O.o?
I looked at my phone and someone from my past had texted me randomly.

Him: How r u doing? I never see u online any more
DH for me: Who's this?
Him: Is this not Susan?
DH for me: Sorry
Him: This is ___
DH for me: Sorry. Wrong number
Him: Okay.. thanks for responding!

Yikes! My DH cracks me up. I don't care since I always ignore texts from this guy..

Does your S.O. ever respond to texts you receive?!