Seriously!
DH has no shame & is constantly sharing with me details of his bathroom experience!
UGH! Tell me I'm not the only one!
Seriously!
DH has no shame & is constantly sharing with me details of his bathroom experience!
UGH! Tell me I'm not the only one!
GOLD / wonderful pea / 17697 posts
Yep, here too. One time, when we used to work together, he had a particularly long piece at work, so he took a picture of it and sent it to me. I had misplaced my phone and one of our coworkers picked it up and saw the picture (not realizing at first it was my phone). He was horrified--said he'd never even consider sending something like that to his then-fiance (DH and I were still dating at the time). DH was proud.
clementine / 896 posts
Way too much. I don't care to know the details but he shares anyways.
coconut / 8854 posts
Oh he makes sure I know every time he has to go. I refuse to listen to him talk about details though....
watermelon / 14206 posts
Only when it's something unusual for him, and even then I don't really want to know.
coconut / 8305 posts
Lol! I'm so glad I'm not the only one! I mean I thought it was normal when he'd tell me he needed to visit the "throne & his subjects" and such but here recently he started giving me DETAILS! Gah! I so don't want to know that stuff!
pomelo / 5509 posts
Yes, unfortunately. He loves to talk about it.
@FutureMrsMcK: SO did something similar. He got home and was like, I need to show you something that happened at work today, and whipped out his phone. I thought he was going to show me a picture of a project he was working on or something. Nope, it was a picture of a giant poop he took. So gross. I told him if he wanted me to want to have sex with him, he couldn't do stuff like that!
pomelo / 5321 posts
Yes! DH is disgusting. He is constantly telling me that he has to poop and giving me details. I don't want to know!! ugh!
clementine / 797 posts
I have IBD so poop doesn't faze me much. But my husband won't talk about his at all. I'm the weirdo in our marriage that discusses poop (but only when I'm having a flare). Poor guy is one of those that just doesn't want to believe women use the toilet for anything other than pee.
pear / 1787 posts
Gross, no way! That is crossing a line. My husband knows better than to even try and joke about that with me.
pomegranate / 3604 posts
Yep. But I do it right back. So. *shrug* it's just poop! Everybody poops!
pomegranate / 3160 posts
@FutureMrsMcK: Baaahahahahahah. If it's picture-worthy he definitely has grounds to be proud.
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