My son is 15 months. He's perfect, and of course the cutest toddler in the whole world in my eyes. ONLY IF he doesn't act like a drunk midget all the time!!!

Drunk midget behavior includes: Stumbling and falling; when I tell him to come over he'd rather go circle around and smile at me; spits out the food slowly as if he's an ATM machine, in public; pushing his food on the floor, in a restaurant, and start yelling if I don't let him push the plate onto the floor as well; slamming loudly onto the table with his hands. Amongst many others.

Do you feel the same? I am so tired trying to run around a drunk midget. When are they going to start getting "sober"?!! Or are they ever going to get "sober"?