Have you heard any good ones lately?
A contractor just bailed our appointment because he forgot about his son's spelling bee.
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HAHAHA that takes the cake
I lost the spelling bee in 2nd grade. I couldn't spell tissue. Wahhh.
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MIL gave DD1 chocolate after I had said no because she thought I had said yes.
Riiiiight.
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@Mrs. Jump Rope: I was knocked out by butchering ecclesiastical.
@Rubies:
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@autumnlove: that's a big word!
I spelled it "tisshue". My brother and sister always ask me to get them a tisshue. Jerks!!
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@Rubies: mine did the same thing with Coca-Cola the last time she was here. WTF MILs?!
Speaking of MIL...
Last year she bailed on spending Christmas with us because her foot WILL hurt (she cancelled two weeks in advance.)
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lol that's an interesting one!!
Nothing really that I can think of.... other than DH always comes up with a fake excuse for fun. Like I ask "can we do this today..." and he replies with "well i have football practice, then I have to milk the cows and wash the dog, but maybe after that"
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One of my coworkers called out once because he was bit by a lizard. Something weird like that, though, I always assume it's true.
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