It wasn't the first time, but I did again last night. I caught DS' vomit in my hands.
DS had a coughing (which eventually led to crying from being tired) fit at 9pm last night and then of course when I walked in (DH was already in there), he cried out for me and then proceeded to vomit into my hands.
Oh, parenting, so glamorous! 
pear / 1616 posts
I think picking boogers or covering their mouth when they cough. This reminded me of dh tho who has caught dog poop on multiple instances in his hands!!! Bleh! Haha at least he saved the carpet! 
clementine / 830 posts
I've caught poop in my hand as it was coming, he was 9 months old and standing in his baby tub. Holding the baby with one hand, catching and throwing poop into the toilet as it came with the other.
pineapple / 12793 posts
Scrubbed vomit out of carpet on Friday. While standing in my vomit soaked socks.
Vomit.
watermelon / 14467 posts
She likes to hand me her boogers while we are in the car. It's so lovely.
pomelo / 5220 posts
There was a lot of vomiting yesterday in the car so my hands were basically coated as I tried to contain it into a bag. It was a great day, super super great day.
honeydew / 7504 posts
Cleaned poop off the walls. A pooped mid-diaper-change and there was such force that it sprayed all over the walls and blinds. The wall is about 2 feet from her butt.
GOLD / wonderful pea / 17697 posts
Caught E's vomit. And got drenched in it. Picked G's boogers. I'm not even phased by vomit anymore.
D has definitely had it worse, recently. I got puked on, but a month or two ago D was napping in E's room (on the floor next to his bed) and E woke up and woke D up by throwing up all over his face. And into his mouth. And G has pooped on his hands mid-diaper change several times.
wonderful kiwi / 23653 posts
They are not that gross to me but -
Picking boogers out of her nose
Eating random stuff that she ate/spit out/etc
The grossest was the one time she threw up all over our bed and I had no idea so I went into get her and got covered in it too.
cherry / 143 posts
Last night I wiped pee off the floor because my son peed the second I took him out of the bath.
pineapple / 12234 posts
Cleaned vomit out of the back of the car...and I kept finding more the following days.
I got it detailed because the smell was just too much for me to handle, haha.
kiwi / 635 posts
Vomit vomit vomit. I've been drenched by a full milk feeding of vomit in the middle of the night too many times during the past couple of weeks.
persimmon / 1095 posts
Picking snot out of her nose with my hands. And I'm going to take poop specimens this week.
pomegranate / 3658 posts
Picking her nose, and squirting breastmilk into her eyes and wiping crusty pus off her eyelashes. I think the grossest thing was when she had the stomach flu and projectile-vomited all over me several times in a few days, but that wasn't really something I had a choice about. I was a passive participant in that event. Over and over again.
cantaloupe / 6885 posts
Hand washed poop off her Mulan dress (aka the only thing she will wear since she got it last week)
apricot / 441 posts
Picking boogers is the most frequent gross thing, but definitely not the worst! Picking poop out of a bathtub and catching vomit were both pretty bad.
pear / 1558 posts
Not too bad, but picking boogers out of her nose today. Last week I picked chunks of her dinner out of her carpet then cleaned the rest up with towels after she projectile vomited all over DH.
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