I was at my friend's rehearsal dinner years ago. It was at a fancy outdoor restaurant in Malibu that had lots of hanging vines/flowers.

I drank all my coke, so I picked up my glass and got some ice to suck on. Well, something other than ice ended up in my mouth (felt like a cherry stem). When I pulled it out,

IT WAS A FREAKING DEAD SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUDDER!!!!!