I used to park in the expectant mother's parking spaces at my mall, I'd stick my belly out as far as I could, would put my hand over my belly and would walk into the mall.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's done this....
I used to park in the expectant mother's parking spaces at my mall, I'd stick my belly out as far as I could, would put my hand over my belly and would walk into the mall.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's done this....
admin / wonderful grape / 20724 posts
@chopsuey119: ooh, that's some bad karma/juju that you're messing with there!
coconut / 8854 posts
LOL! That's hilarious! I had a friend in high school that wanted to be pregnant soooo bad, and like every weekend she would go to motherhood maternity and go maternity clothes shopping. She would put on the fake belly and everything!
coconut / 8854 posts
@mrbee: just 1 right now, but I'm sure there are plenty more to come! We would all laugh at her in high school when she would do that.
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21628 posts
Yes! But for a different reason. My first year of college I was dating my husband already. I had a lab partner in bio class that had a crush on me, but I didn't feel the same way. Late in the year my husband got a job in TX and I decided to move with him. When I told the other guy he was not happy. He told me that he had feelings for me and wanted us to be together. He would not leave me alone. He kept telling me I should stay in GA with him. So finally after a week or so I told him I had to go because I was pregnant. He left me alone after that.
cantaloupe / 6791 posts
@Leialou: wow, that's intense!
I've never pretended to be pregnant, but one of my friends did as an April Fool's joke to her mom. We were 18 at the time and she got her pregnant older sister to pee on a pregnancy test and then she gave the test to her mom. She did NOT think it was funny lol
grapefruit / 4187 posts
No, but I've been tempted to pretend I was pregnant so we could board a plane first (back when they let you do that ). DH reminded me that it's bad karma, so I didn't go through with it
GOLD / wonderful apricot / 22646 posts
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH @chopsuey119, love it.
Nope, I haven't~
wonderful olive / 19353 posts
I do when I've eaten way too much and my belly bulges like crazy and because I feel sad for overeating.
GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts
LOL! Although I agree with @MrBee about the bad juju . . .
Nope, haven't done it. I enjoy using it now though, fo sho!
wonderful cherry / 21504 posts
@lilteacherbee: That's hilarious! My mom would NOT think that was funny.
I never have. I've been tempted, when I'm bloated and my stomach really hurts and I really want a seat on the train, but I never have. Bad karma, plus the risk of running into someone I know and having to answer a lot of questions!
coconut / 8299 posts
OMG that's hilarious. No, I haven't pretended to be pregnant but that's pretty genius! haha
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