"When she goes the the potty, we'll give her a reward, and a bigger one when she poos."
"No way! People do that?"
"Yes. That's what people do."
"Heck, If I got a reward every time I went to the bathroom, I'd drink a lot more water!"
As uttered by my husband when discussing how to potty-train even though we are nowhere near there yet.

What goofy thing has your DH said lately?