I haven't caught anything on fire in years, but apparently the end of pregnancy is making me just as out of it as I feel...

I'm not talking about a little fire - we're talking flames shooting out of the convection oven. I tried to blow it out and it got bigger. So I covered the toaster in towels in an attempt to smother it of oxygen, and that worked.

Then I ran around opening windows and doors and turning on fans trying to keep the fire alarm from going off and waking the whole house...