I was talking to my mom on the phone and in our conversation she said: "Okay, so since you're not having any more kids, you should really consider joining a gym now and getting back to your pre-wedding weight! Get back to a size 4 - you'll feel so much better if you're skinny again!"

Um, mother, you do realize I JUST had a baby FIVE DAYS AGO, right???

In my emotional and sensitive state, I totally flipped out on her. I mean COME ON...I pushed a kid out of my vag 5 days ago and you're already bringing up losing weight? Sad

In her defense, I suppose she just wants me to start feeling "normal" again and hates seeing me in pain (normal post-partum pain). SIGH.