Hellobee Boards

DD1 - bulldozer operator
DD2 - free spirit

Mama will be so proud!

@HabesBabe: oh my gosh this is one of my favorite SNL skits EVER. I drive a Dodge Stratus!!!!!

@Mrs. Blue: All of Ellie's zoobooks have what we have dubbed the, "danger page." A page where the featured animal is facing down certain death at the hands of another creature (or inflicting death/grievous bodily harm on another creature). Lorelei has the dialog for all of them memorized. Also, the polar bear is totally allowed to eat the Inuit hunter AND his dogs ("Because it is not nice to wave your spear at creatures."). She always wants to visit the dead pigs, and is super curious about any animal (We are not allowed to read books featuring human characters, ever. Unless they get eaten by a polar bear at some point.).

Ellie has told all the local librarians to reserve any book about illness or injury or infection for her. The new librarian thought we had a really unfortunate family because we kept checking out books about chemotherapy and surgeries. The more graphic, the better. Mr. T made the "mistake" of telling her about the Malaysia flight and she spent two HOURS talking with him about theories, looking up places on the map, asking about ocean currents nearby... She has all sorts of facts about medical procedures memorized and asked me to make a book about her T/A surgery so she could remember all the details about it.

#1 - {Relentless} Attorney: the boy doesn't know how to stop arguing!
#2 - Chef because nothing I make appears to meet his stringent standards.

Architect or Engineer. She likes to know how things work!