GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts
I'm sure I could if I really had to. But I'm pretty much counting on DH and I tag teaming during the zombie apocalypse and if I had to kill him that means doing it on my own (and protecting LO on my own). And it might be a better idea for all three of us to just go as painless as possible (via a bullet to the head) as opposed to getting mortally wounded, dying slowly, or turning into zombies ourselves...
admin / wonderful grape / 20724 posts
This has officially become the most depressing thread ever!
eggplant / 11287 posts
@mrbee: I wish I could meet you IRL. You have the most interesting sense of humor. are you as funny in real life as you are online?
eggplant / 11287 posts
And to answer, I have zombie apocolpyse dreams regularly and in every single one our dog turns into a zombie and tries to kill us. So if (when) the apocalypse happens we are either all going out together by our killer canine or we need to kill him first so we can all stay alive.
wonderful cherry / 21504 posts
@highwire: I'm with you. DH actually already has instructions to kill me before I become a zombie, so I for sure would kill him if he was one. That's not living, it would be an act of compassion to kill a zombie.
Therefore, I could kill my zombie husband and he darn well better kill Zombie me. And I would kill my zombie kids since I wouldn't want them to be undead forever. The only problem is we don't own a cross bow.
admin / wonderful grape / 20724 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: Haha thanks!
If you take all the funny things I say in a month, and compress them into a single conversation... then I'm hilarious. (This was key to the success of my first date with Mrs. Bee. I was smart enough to propose to her really quickly, before she realized that I had used up all of my material.)
Otherwise, not so much... although I laugh at all of my own jokes, so there's that.
clementine / 828 posts
Lol! This is so funny. This is a recurring topic of conversation between DH and me. We have a "zombie plan" and have evaluated our house for how best to defend ourselves against zombies should they ever attack. (yes, we have strange conversations but it's all in fun) We have also discussed taking each other out if the other became a zombie in order to protect LO. So yes, I would absolutely take DH out and he would want me to as well!
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