Morning self: Today I am going to move forward in all of my life goals, drink enough water, be grateful, keep perspective at work and live in the moment with my family. Oh, and no dairy, sugar, caffeine or alcohol. I feel SO ready and at peace with my wholesome living plan.
My evening self: screw it- pass the cheese log and beer. TV is quality family time, right?
Also, my evening self kind of feels like morning self is a bit of a dork.
nectarine / 2521 posts
Hahahaha, thanks for the laugh. I totally agree too, my night time self decides that slice of banana bread is well deserved and ignores the morning voice that said, "Let's eat healthy!" 
I also love a saying I read that goes, "Coffee is that morning pat on the ass that says, "Go get 'em!" and wine is that pat on the shoulder at night that says, "Hey, at least you tried."
persimmon / 1178 posts
@Tanjowen: I NEED a T-shirt with that saying...or maybe a wine goblet.
pomegranate / 3580 posts
@lizzywiz: Lol, so true! Around 10am everyday I get a big wave of energy to do.all.the.things. By 4pm I'm usually quite over it all!
papaya / 10343 posts
hahaha love it.
Relatedly:
Night self- one more show is fine! Quality time with hubs is important.
Morning self - F YOU NIGHT SELF. I'M EFFING TIRED.
nectarine / 2600 posts
haha
Morning self: I'm going to get so much done today! 4 loads of laundry, cleaning, taking down the summer decorations, it's going to be great.
Evening self: crap, I got none of that done. WTF did I DO all day???
persimmon / 1178 posts
Evening me- one more glass of sake sounds delish!
Morning self- no more alcohol. Ever again.
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