persimmon / 1436 posts
Oh man, that all just really sucks and I'm so sorry I hope you're feeling a bit better with all this HB love! Here is my attempt at making you laugh:
GOLD / wonderful pea / 17697 posts
Sending lots of love your way.
Funny story?
We had a pretty good day with the snow and an epically long nap for E (conveniently while I was fighting a migraine). By bedtime he was getting cranky, though. He fought me hard when I tried to put a diaper and PJs on him...kept kicking and trying to roll away. I was getting frustrated, and was telling him he needed to stop moving and let me finish and that this was mom's "serious face".
Then he farted. Four quick, poppy(like, pop-pop-pop-pop)-farts (side note, my MIL calls farts "poppers" and seemed legit surprised that it's not commonly known, or at least that I'd never heard them called that). Now, I often have the mindset of a 14 year old boy, so the farts had me fighting to keep my stern face on. Until E started giggling. And farting and giggling. And giggling and farting. Until I couldn't hold a serious face and totally cracked up.
papaya / 10570 posts
Oh no, I'm so sorry you have been through the mill so much lately. Sending big, big hugs.
But this thread is cracking me up, too.... some funny stuff on here.....!
wonderful olive / 19353 posts
*hugs* Keeping you and your family in my thoughts. Wishing you and your momma a quick recovery!!
bananas / 9229 posts
@Mae: OMG I remember that chicken post! I read it in Court and could not stop laughing!!!
papaya / 10343 posts
@LindsayInNY: 1) I'm so glad I'm not the only person who browses inappropriate things in court… I know its bad but I can't help myself because its just so boring sometimes lol and 2) OMG i would've died. I was like crying/snort-laughing the first time i read it. Pretty sure I would've gotten myself sanctioned for inappropriate courtroom behavior
bananas / 9229 posts
@Mae: I don't even remember where I found it. Either another blog linked to it or Twitter or something. I nearly DIED trying not to LOL though!
eggplant / 11408 posts
@Mae: @LindsayInNY: omg, you two, you're KILLING me with that chicken post. I just had to close my door because I am snort laugh-crying so hard. How did you ever make it straight-faced in court??!!
bananas / 9229 posts
@LovelyPlum: @Mae: I had to read it in bits and pieces! Whenever I started LOLing too much, I'd put it down until I could re-compose myself!
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