Teething is so much fun
What else has a parent never said?
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I love when my kid has a blow out!!
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I look forward to cleaning up all sorts of bodily function messes.
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lol! I love when my baby bites my nipples! (thankfully DS has not!)
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sucking snot out of my kid's nose is so much fun!
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@chopsuey: Did DD?? Now we are getting teeth I am scared!
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@Smurfette: She bite the crap out of my nipples! Once she slashed the base of my left.
I have a feeling my son won't bite -
I LOVE colic!
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Who needs sleep?!
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@Smurfette: As soon as R bites down even a little, say "no biting!!" or "OWW" really loud and scare her.
J bit down twice before his teeth popped through and I think I scared him into never doing it again.
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@mrskc: lol I really loved nose friedaing my kids..
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No, no, honey, that's just fine. Actually, I would PREFER if we shared the same bedtime! And just forget about those naps. You are just so much cuter when you are a whiny, tired grumpus.
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My toddler's tantrums are the highlight of my day.
I love carrying a screaming child in the football hold across my neighborhood because she kept trying to play in the street.
@MamaMoose: haha yes!
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I love when spit up runs between my boobs!
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I got too much sleep last night
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It's cool, I didn't need to shower this week.
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Crying is the best sound ever. Please don't stop!
This thread is hilarious!
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@chopsuey: lol! I hate it! I make DH do it and DS cries and wiggles so much. It's not a fun task.
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I love that you won't let me put you down. Great work out!
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@Bookish: haha this made LOL!
I love having an audience when I go to the bathroom.
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I love whining.
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@mrskc: my DH will not touch the Nose Frida, and my Mom made my Dad to it when they babysat. People just don't understand the power of it.
@prettylizy: for real
Sure you can take one 50 minute nap all day long. It makes our little time together in the evening so much fun!
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I love getting up at four!
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I am actually a better driver when LO is screaming in the car!
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@Smurfette: ughh the 50 min nap. That was me today.
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@Bookish: That and the teething, I am going to change her name to Fussy Pants
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I have so much energy I just want to work out all the time!
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Even though you ate for an hour and finishes 15 minutes ago, I would love to nurse you again! My nipples weren't sore already!
No, Dh, please let me take care of my 15th poopy diaper today, I really want to do another!
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@808love: ahahaha
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@808love: hahahahaha. Awesome.
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Sitting down to eat a meal is overrated. I much prefer to subsist on granola bars.
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Oh yes, I love your suggestions on how to get my child to sttn! Please, offer me more advice!
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Of course I don't mind if you have a smoke next to my baby.
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Gosh...this parenting thing is so EASY!
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no, that's ok. i totally just cooked this meal for you to throw on the floor.
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@mrsbookworm: hahaha!
I love when I pull a diaper out to check it and get poop under my nails!
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Tantrums from both children at the same time is music to my ears.
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Sounds like you need one of these:
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I feel so rested.
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Ha ha, these are brilliant!
I'm thrilled that you smushed all that snot into my shoulder! Sure, rub it all over my outfit too. And my hair. Wonderful.
I have a feeling my son won't bite Subscribe to our newsletter
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