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@grizz: haha! I love when I yank a diaper off of my standing toddler and poop I didn't realize was there flies out.
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@lemondrop: haha! I haven't seen that one before.
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@Smurfette: that's because I just made it for you! Thanks for the inspiration!
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@lemondrop: haha! I thought you found it on pinterest. Impressive!
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Omg you guys! You're killing me here. I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying (DH just thinks it's the hormones). These are seriously awesome!
@mediagirl: you had me rolling - I totally had to do the football hold with DD this week as I carried her out of her (church) daycare, screaming. I loved the looks I got.
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Let's see if we can coordinate teething, a wonder week, and waking every 2-3 hours all into the same week, and toss in a dash of extra long work hours. It'll be a party!
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You want to yell "dada" during church service? Totally! Nobody will mind!
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I love when you poop the second I put you in your carseat!
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Please wait until you have a brand new diaper on to poop!!!
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It's super fun to follow "yellow brick road" and find you standing in pee soaked undies after I just set you on the potty!!!
Don't worry dh, mopping is my new favorite hobby.
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Oh this thread has me cracking up (in sympathy, not at y'all I promise). It sounds like I have *so many fun*<-insert sarcasm to look forward to with parenthood.
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@mrskc: I actually find snot sucking oddly rewarding! LOL! Must be because I am an NICU nurse and snot sucking is a big thing there.
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@MsMini: lol! My son just hates it so much so I hate doing it to him.
Here's another...
I love that you always have blowouts in your car seat-especially when we're trying to go somewhere important!
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@mrsbookworm: LOL! I live on lean pockets and granola bars.
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Haha, these are great!
Yes, I will just sit here and let you latch and unlatch for the next 2 hours as you simultaneously roam around the room.
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@808love: Ha Ha Ha!!
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Bringing this back because it made me laugh so hard the first time around
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Haha, I had forgotten about these gems.
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I love that you sleep better for the babysitter than you ever do for me!
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I hate it when my baby is napping!
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These stretch marks make me feel sexxxxxy!
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Why thank you again for spitting up all over me!
I really love spending night time trying to get out carrots, peas, sweet potatoes, stains out of all your clothes.
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I love it when you have a tantrum when it's time to go home! It's so much fun to carry you like a sack of potatoes over my shoulder.
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"acid reflux babies are so mellow" or "isn't baby vomit just the cutest"
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No no, really, it makes mommy feel so loved that you REFUSE to let daddy comfort you during night wakings and you scream your face off until I drag my butt out of bed.
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I can't believe how much of my (pre-baby) life was needlessly wasted on sleep . . . it's totally overrated!
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Colic makes me happy.
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I love when I give someone a hug and realize my shirt smells like baby vomit! Yum!
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I love hearing advice and lectures about my parenting style.
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I just love smelling like stale & sour milk then not showering for a couple of days even when I feel so dirty and gross!
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@MamaMoose: I'm sorry
I have the opposite problem right now. She wants nothing to do with me - only wants Daddy. Makes me so sad @mediagirl: Oye! I did this the other day with her. She didn't want me to pick her up from daycare, she wanted Daddy.
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Phew, thank goodness you woke me up, I almost had three hours sleep in a row. Close call!
Quick, run the bath - it looks like she's going to poop and I wouldn't want to miss out and waste it all in a nappy.
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@Cherrybee: LOL
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@Cherrybee: Your post made me think . . . SWEET! I totally needed to brush up on my *log rolling* skills!!!
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Pooping with LO in the baby bath hammock because she prefers to never be away from you makes for the best memories!
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@MsLipGloss: Oh, oh, no, eeeew!!
Ive thought of another one:
We are just having so much fun arguing day and night. I hope it continues after the baby sleeps through, otherwise we will have to have another baby quick sharp.
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I love that my sheets now always smell like curdled milk! Delicious!
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That's ok, you can use my nipples as a teething ring.
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I just love it when you fall asleep in the car for the 5 minute ride home and then wake up all refreshed and refuse to take your nap!
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@BabyBoecksMom: my husband's feelings are hurting pretty bad right now. But maaaaaaaan I think I'd trade her feeling for utter sleep deprivation!
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My baby sleeps too much.
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Sure DH, not a problem if you come home an hour late from work today - I don't need help with anything!
I have the opposite problem right now. She wants nothing to do with me - only wants Daddy. Makes me so sad 
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