A booger in your hair. Yep, that was me. I got home from running errands all day and looked in the mirror and saw a big booger in my hair. Thanks kids.
What things have happened to you that scream "mom" or "dad"?
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The smell of breast milk that is on everything I own!
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@Beyond2: Yes! Or the spit up spots!!!!
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Being out at your first non baby nice dinner, and a rattle and diaper fall out of your purse/diaper bag when you dig your wallet out to pay.
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Oh.... I was going to say mom jeans.
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Snot on my shoulder when I get to work.
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@anonysquire: sadly, I am getting there. As hard as I try, my reg jeans just don't fit me right anymore.... *sigh* I may have no choice
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@Rosie Girl: Well the high waisted jeans are in style right? Arn't sweats in style too? And yoga pants? Lol
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Khaki capris. It makes me think of the Pull-ups potty dance commercial.
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I agree w/ stinking of breast milk. Especially when she was a newborn, I thought I stunk like milk all the time.
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@calsmom: Ugh I don't know why but all capris freak me out. Maybe it is because I am tall but I just don't think they look good on anyone.
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Capris and crocs with socks. Yummy!
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For me...yoga pants and a sloppy ponytail.
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Finding spit up on your shirt, in your hair, on your pants, when you get to work.
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Stashes of wet wipes in every room in the house
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Having little baggies of goldfish crackers in your purse. I was in a meeting with someone and she whipped out some goldfish crackers and I was like, "Yep. I can tell you are a mom!"
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Staring in your rear view mirror looking for baby even if she isn't with you.
Asking everyone that babysits what kind of diapers LO had.
Wiping baby goo on all your clothes.
Only wearing slip on shoes.
Trying to decide if your greasy hair is too greasy for public.
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@LemonLong: I loooove goldfish crackers, I don't have kids yet, but I always keep a bag in my purse.....oh boy...
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Ugh I hate capris too. They scream "mom" or "pregnant" to me.
I was at a business meeting when Liv was about 7 months old (I work in Finance) and went to the restroom after and found grek yogurt in my hair. Luckily it was underneath and they didnt notice (I told them about it and we all laughed) but yeah. I find treasures like that a lot.
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The fact that entire conversations are held on a regular basis about baby poop.
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@Rosie Girl: I have a pair of Gap Forever Skinny jeans, and they look amazing without looking Mom. The back sits up a bit higher so you dont get plumber crack, but the front is still lower. Not low like my abercrombies or Sevens, but lower than the back.
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@IcebergMom: ahahahaha...this is the perfect list! My DH gets LO up in the morning and when I get p the first thing I ask is if LO had a poop!
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Definitely getting to work and having spit up on my shirt!
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Bags under my eyes until I put my makeup on (at my desk at work).
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@IcebergMom: haha omg I had to ask myself if I could skip the shower before going out this morning! It's impossible to shower when they won't nap!
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Milk circles on my shirt (even with the nursing pads), smelling like milk (of course), uncombed wet hair thrown directly into a bun and then slept on, yoga pants, and having my DH point out a little bit of baby poop in my cleavage when we were out to dinner.
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Noticing your shoes are covered in baby spit up and not knowing for sure how long it's been like that.
Calluses start building up on your hands from lugging that heavy car seat around.
Only wearing long pants, even in 80+ degree heat because you haven't shaved your legs in months.
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Walking out of the house not realizing there is a velcro bib stuck to the back of your thigh until youve already been to the grocery store, coffee shop, and picked up lunch. Not that this has happened to me...
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Pulling a pacifier out of your bag during a work meeting.
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@IcebergMom: OMG! The greasy hair!!!! That is so me too! When I really question it, I put on a headband!
@LivsMama: Thats what I need! Higher in the back, lower in the front. Perfect for a mom without looking "mom"!
@betsyboop: LOL!!!! I am dying right now!
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